Wrong Planet has taken a cruise ship and...

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The ship crashes into a far off, deserted island. What do you do?

Begin searching for food	11%	[ 10 ]
Begin searching for food	11%	[ 10 ]
Seek shelter	9%	[ 8 ]
Seek shelter	9%	[ 8 ]
Explore the island and desert everyone	15%	[ 14 ]
Explore the island and desert everyone	15%	[ 14 ]
Pick out who looks the tastiest just in case worst comes to worst	5%	[ 5 ]
Pick out who looks the tastiest just in case worst comes to worst	5%	[ 5 ]
Have a mental breakdown	5%	[ 5 ]
Have a mental breakdown	5%	[ 5 ]
Work with the radio	4%	[ 4 ]
Work with the radio	4%	[ 4 ]

Total votes : 92

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25 Oct 2006, 6:29 pm

hmm...try a potato...if not that then try putting in these batteries i just found

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25 Oct 2006, 6:53 pm

When we run out of batteries we'll need to use a combination of everything holy. A Pie that has a Rubber Duck in it, has Garlic on it, contains no meat, is covered in chocolate and blood, and has David Ortiz's Boston Red Sox uniform in it.

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25 Oct 2006, 6:59 pm

we have david ortiz's boston red sox uniform?

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25 Oct 2006, 7:35 pm

tinky wrote:

we have david ortiz's boston red sox uniform?

Yes, he gave it to me 5,000 years ago.

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26 Oct 2006, 2:27 am

tinky wrote:

today:bazzamckenzie tackled quartermass yelling out "Piggy!" as he jumped from the shadows and super glued a pig nose on quartermass. werbert,in an effort to torture quartermass, decides it's time to lose his mind...he dresses up like all the characters from gilligan's isle and sings/screams the theme song today for about five hours straight. werbert's loses his voice. kimj attempts to eat quartermass thinking he's a piggy. OWA builds shrines for all his gods, some are some how half eaten by sighholdaccountlost despite the impenetrable forces put around the shrines. alternative marries the tree. themachine1 launchs a campaign for homosexuality by wearing rainbow colors every day.

that's all

Quatermass uses a Yamato sword to decloth kimj and leave them there, naked and embarassed. He then uses Yamato to remove the pig nose, as well as his own....

Oujh, ware'z a guud wahnoblaztig zurjon?

(Ouch, where's a good rhinoplastic surgeon?)

Quatermass' nose grows back

Oh, that's 'andy....

Quatermass throws his Yamato at tinky, and spills open the battery, acid and all. While not exactly deadly or really dangerous, considering said materials, it looks embarassing to have acid spilt on one's pants...

Remember what Bell said to Watson on the telephone when that happened......

I'd wash that off soon.... :twisted:

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30 Oct 2006, 6:38 pm

4 days later...oh, my...quartermass tried to live up to his name "piggy" and eat all the garlic. unfortunately, OWA caught him and well...ahem,werbert still can't find his voice. he's laid out posters asking is someone's seen his voice, all over the island with some tape he found. kimj was found trying to eat alternative's "wife" on saturday and alternative tackled kimj. what else happened is unknown, since alternative refuses to speak and kimj is now locked in a cage alternative made. sighholdaccountlost won't stop poking aspie1 to see if he wakes up. rhisiart_steffan keeps shooing sighholdaccountlost away from aspie1, though. themachine1 has started making rainbow colored socks for everyone. krex and diseased burnt down a part of the island in an effort to show "who's fire was more powerful". likecalico can't be found and her chants have ceased. asparval has a fly problem due to his massive pile of rotten food. bazzamckenzie can't be found. greyhelium is holding elections for a commitee and jeeves and bob the llama are up for vice-president. spudzombie has the radio working but can only get an opera channel.

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30 Oct 2006, 9:59 pm

werbert decides it's past time to leave the island...so he begins to make a giant HELP sign

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01 Nov 2006, 3:13 pm

Hey! I just caught a snippet of "Die Fliedermaus"!

*sits and listens to the opera about a bat.*

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01 Nov 2006, 5:52 pm

Today: Someone stole part of the H on w erbert's sign so, now his message to the world is lELP. kimj escaped from her cage and is now searching for alternative. aspie1 made some strange noises today but, is still being kept on the life support machine that someone strangely brought on the trip.

everyone else is doing same old, same old.

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01 Nov 2006, 6:09 pm

What about Kuja?

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05 Nov 2006, 12:23 pm

4 days later...kuja was sent out to search for help but, came back with a lady dragon friend. it's been raining here for a quite while so, nothing has really happened. at least i think...hmm...

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05 Nov 2006, 12:31 pm

Kuja won't let anyone use his silver dragon to leave the island. Unless you give him 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gil. Nobody has that much money. I'll just have to use the W-Item glitch to make some money and take all of teh Garlicists off of teh island.

And he also brought back a male furry friend. They're yiffing right now.

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05 Nov 2006, 12:32 pm

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06 Nov 2006, 4:05 pm

*gives up on his radio project for the time being, and goes to check out what the others are doing.*

It's no use, I'm still getting nothing but the same old operas, and I'm tired of hearing Musetta's Waltz. Anyone need any help on their projects?

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06 Nov 2006, 4:13 pm

the radio comes back to haunt spudzombie(yes, in about 3 min. time). the storm rages on as spudzombie wanders in the storm. hark! he sees a light coming from a cave. it's smells strange but it looks so warm in side. he ventures near the cave but...the radio attacks him! spudzombie's on the ground fighting for his life when...a lightning bolt strikes him...a few hours later he wakes up and the rain has settled down. he feels strange and his clothes are slightly burnt. he opens his mouth to speak but, opera comes out. the radio lies on the ground shattered. werbert slaps a "Have you seen my voice?" flyer on spudzombie and walks off. asparval can be heard yelling in the distance fighting off the giant flies. greyhelium is tasting the sand to see how if it's any good. kimj is knawing on a certain tree...

everyone else is either sleeping, lost, or eating.

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06 Nov 2006, 11:42 pm

I would train my dog to hunt rats.

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