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20 Jun 2012, 8:04 am

Song lines/lyrics to have anxiety/paranoia/negativity about.

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20 Jun 2012, 8:23 am

I love them...especially the big bouncy ones...

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22 Jun 2012, 9:28 pm

Eric Holder gets burned by Texas senator.

When I read that tittle from the outer part of my vision field, I think it's something about Texas Hold'em Poker. Then I focus and get disappointed. Has happened several times already.

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22 Jun 2012, 10:40 pm

Mistread Topic Titles

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28 Jun 2012, 12:31 pm

Sticky Animals and Pets :eew:
Obama Comes Out... (against or for some political position)

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07 Jul 2012, 12:29 am

My sister came out AGAIN unexpectedly today

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07 Jul 2012, 12:34 am

Krychek wrote:

I do this same thing alot, except for I will sometimes even mishear people, and then go on and on about the topic.. and they're like "what the hell are you talking about?" and I'm like "wait, what were YOU talking about?"

Same here. I hear people just fine but for some reason it often gets scrambled in my mind. I'll pretend like I understood their question just to avoid asking them to repeat themselves. In response to a specific question, I'll nod and say "mmm-hmm". They'll be like

I misread this one, actually...."Misread Topic Titties". I can't be the only one who's mentioned this.

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09 Jul 2012, 8:52 pm

What was your last Federation ship?

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09 Jul 2012, 10:43 pm

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What was your last Federation ship?

lol

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12 Jul 2012, 8:32 am

Holder Found In contempt of Congress.

I read this as Holder Found In Compost.

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12 Jul 2012, 9:24 am

Is there really such a thing as artistic art?

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12 Jul 2012, 10:32 pm

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There is a thread that came up today that was titled "Unexpected Mother" or something. When I first glanced I thought it said "Unexpected Motherhood" like a girl didn't know she was pregnant then randomly gives birth

ah silly me

I read about that happening to someone who was really fat, she was feeling unwell and hurting, went to the hospital and hours later had a kid.

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12 Jul 2012, 11:05 pm

Cogs wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

ah silly me

I read about that happening to someone who was really fat, she was feeling unwell and hurting, went to the hospital and hours later had a kid.

There's a show on I think TLC or Oygen about that called something like "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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13 Jul 2012, 12:18 am

On the subject of birth... I misread a thread titled AS and Caesarean Birth as:

AS and Caucasion B!t(h

Um... yeah.

And I once glanced at a thread titled Has anyone ever hired a dating coach? and thought I saw:

Has anyone ever dated a cockroach?

That really made me laugh. :lol:

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14 Jul 2012, 7:23 am

When did you start feeding like adults?

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14 Jul 2012, 11:33 pm

Rescue kid

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