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12 Jan 2007, 12:49 pm

ahayes wrote:
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Cheese is a dish not to be ignored.

I like to take cheddar and microwave it so it gets all crispy.


Mmmmmm. 8)

I :heart: Cheese On Toast™ With Tomato Sauce. 8) :P



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12 Jan 2007, 12:54 pm

They just opened a new fastfood place where the burgers eat the customers.



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12 Jan 2007, 1:00 pm

My suggestion for your case of bare knees is this: Take two spon tablets with a glass of scradge and call me in the needle-nardle-noo.


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12 Jan 2007, 1:22 pm

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My suggestion for your case of bare knees is this: Take two spon tablets with a glass of scradge and call me in the needle-nardle-noo.

Scradge! Fabulous! :lol:


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12 Jan 2007, 5:21 pm

Once upon a time there was a yodeller boy up on a hill. He stuffed his mouth with fried chicken and tried singing like Louis Armstrong. Didn't fare to well. A goat rammed him and he fell off the mountain into a pile of yak manure. The end!


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12 Jan 2007, 5:31 pm

Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets! The end is near! We are all gonna die!



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12 Jan 2007, 7:57 pm

Evil... you think that's evil? YOU REALLY WANT EVIL? :twisted:


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12 Jan 2007, 8:29 pm

WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
AY-YO WHO SLAM HARDER ONYX OR VINCE CARTER?
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
ALL MA THUGS JUST HOLLA
UH OH UH OH UH OH



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12 Jan 2007, 8:33 pm

Chaos.. Is the only true answer...


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12 Jan 2007, 9:08 pm

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I had my coathangers spayed.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the
prescription ran out.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out."

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting
Slinkies on the escalator

I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are
furious!

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood
kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw
it at them.

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car
keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was
speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right
here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all
the cars, "Get out of my driveway!"



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12 Jan 2007, 9:33 pm

I SUMMON THY ENORMOUS TRANSPARENT SQUID TO REIGN UPON YOUR CITY!! !!


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12 Jan 2007, 9:34 pm

ahayes wrote:
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I had my coathangers spayed.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the
prescription ran out.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out."

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting
Slinkies on the escalator

I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are
furious!

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood
kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw
it at them.

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car
keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was
speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right
here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all
the cars, "Get out of my driveway!"


Steven Wright PWNS!! !!


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12 Jan 2007, 10:09 pm

KurtmanJP wrote:

Steven Wright PWNS!! !!


Who said this one?

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.



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12 Jan 2007, 11:39 pm

ahayes wrote:
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Steven Wright PWNS!! !!


Who said this one?

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.


Groucho Marx. And I still think he kinda looks like Borat!


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13 Jan 2007, 1:16 am

I've drinken five glasses of soda pop, and I'm paying for it, now. Now that's crazy.



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13 Jan 2007, 10:02 am

Huh, so that's where the macaroni went.......


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