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29 Nov 2015, 2:57 am

Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?

A: Pregnant!

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29 Nov 2015, 3:20 am

nice one.

Where does Obama keep his armies?


......at the end of his wristies.


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29 Nov 2015, 12:08 pm

Q: Why did Tyra Banks allow lions to apply for America's Next Top Model?

A: Because they were fierce.



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29 Nov 2015, 1:45 pm

Q: Why does Batman hate to go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms for bait.

Q: Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?
A: Because he got the bill for phoning home.

Q:Why was Dracula out shopping for cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.



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30 Nov 2015, 2:02 am

two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a salted.


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30 Nov 2015, 6:10 pm

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

He was accused of battery.



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30 Nov 2015, 6:24 pm

Who do you call for anesthesiology?

The Ether Bunny


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01 Dec 2015, 1:43 am

ghoti wrote:
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

He was accused of battery.



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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?


If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.


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01 Dec 2015, 11:26 pm

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!



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02 Dec 2015, 12:46 am

Heard the joke about 288? - I can't tell you, it's too gross.



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08 Dec 2015, 8:35 pm

Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?
He didn't have the guts! :skull:



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09 Dec 2015, 1:26 pm

What happened when the boss of Star-Kist had enough of Charlie Tuna's antics?

Charlie got canned.



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13 Dec 2015, 7:07 pm

Why did Santa only have 8 reindeer (including Rudolph) pulling his sleigh on Christmas Eve?

Comet stayed home to clean the sink.



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14 Dec 2015, 1:04 am

1: I can't use my computer!
2: Why not?
1: It says "press any key".
2: So what's wrong?
1: I can't find the "any" key!


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14 Dec 2015, 1:09 am

1: "I can't use my computer."

10: "Why not?"

1: "It's Babbage's Difference Engine."



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14 Dec 2015, 1:16 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?
Cherpes!

What's "Cherpes"?
A canarial disease, but it's tweetable!

What do you get when you run over a bird with a lawnmower?
Shredded Tweet!