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08 Nov 2016, 10:32 pm

^^^and you are morf nitsau :mrgreen:

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08 Nov 2016, 11:10 pm

auntblabby wrote:

^^^and you are morf nitsau :mrgreen:

Well of course!

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09 Nov 2016, 10:34 am

dumbest quote of the year:

"im going to vote for trump" over 50% of America 2016

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09 Nov 2016, 1:29 pm

Maybe a lady had a dog for a baby.

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09 Nov 2016, 1:32 pm

It doesn't matter who was voted in and who wasn't. They'll still be a holocaust. Trump and Clinton are both Nazis.

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09 Nov 2016, 4:20 pm

Why can't I see myself on Google Earth? I've been standing outside my back door with my laptop for ages but I don't appear on the screen which shows my garden. Am I invisible or something?

I'm trying to toilet-train my kitten but she won't sit on the toilet! How are you supposed to get pets to go to the bathroom if they won't sit on the toilet?

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09 Nov 2016, 6:36 pm

"make America great again."

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21 Dec 2016, 12:28 pm

Help my brother's birthday is on Christmas Day but he doesn't want it to be, is there any way we can change it so that he becomes a year older on a different date?

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21 Dec 2016, 10:10 pm

Joe90,

I had a cat who actually potty trained himself!

I have been looking up surnames from various countries. I am currently interested in Russia, and I am wondering what the name "Istomin" means. I can't find it any book.

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07 Jan 2017, 4:38 am

I had to paint the inside of the elavator today. Took me ages, as it is 8 floors....

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07 Jan 2017, 12:12 pm

i've heard of all these 1-800 numbers. how does anyone ever dial any of them? i've never seen a phone with an 800 button on it.

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07 Jan 2017, 12:57 pm

Lillikoi wrote:

Alexanderplatz wrote:

If you cross bred a Shitzu and a Chihuahua, would you get a Shitwahwah?

If you breed a bulldog and a Shitzu, do you get a BS?

This one made me laugh so hard!

A friend was browsing the web and told me it was the 358th anniversary of tea in the UK. I asked, "Who's T? ... Is he a rapper?" We almost died laughing.

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07 Jan 2017, 1:47 pm

"math is more important than sports." (Norman Einstein)

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08 Jan 2017, 6:02 pm

Why do they broadcast ads centered around bathroom functions during the dinner hour?

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08 Jan 2017, 6:15 pm

^^^not a dumb made-up quote, but a good question nonetheless. :idea:

"why can't they harvest cheese off the moon?"

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08 Jan 2017, 8:23 pm

why do radio stations that play old music give current news?

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