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02 Jun 2007, 1:56 pm

A fish and a fake beard



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02 Jun 2007, 2:00 pm

a dozen goldfish and a box of crackers.


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02 Jun 2007, 2:01 pm

A tub of earthworms and a jar of spaghetti sauce.


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29 Jul 2008, 1:22 pm

A chair and some rope.


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29 Jul 2008, 1:24 pm

a barbie doll and a microwave or matches.


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29 Jul 2008, 1:35 pm

- petroleum jelly
- duct tape
- windshield wiper fluid
- four lighters
- cotton balls
- condoms
- paraffin


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29 Jul 2008, 1:37 pm

Chilli powder and rice paper.


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29 Jul 2008, 2:00 pm

A mannequin, a drill, and some lubricant.


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29 Jul 2008, 2:03 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
A mannequin, a drill, and some lubricant.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's a good one. i'm laughing too hard to think off any.


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29 Jul 2008, 2:16 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
A mannequin, a drill, and some lubricant.


....and a banana :twisted:



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29 Jul 2008, 2:32 pm

A bible and a gun.



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29 Jul 2008, 2:45 pm

Handcuffs and KY.



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29 Jul 2008, 3:30 pm

digger1 wrote:
Handcuffs and KY.


My first thought was "why handcuffs and Kentucky"? Then I got it. :oops:

200 feet of clothesline and a pack of bandanas.


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29 Jul 2008, 3:33 pm

an axe and a halloween mask


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29 Jul 2008, 3:36 pm

Elbow grease, a small carrot, a banana, a cucumber, and a watermelon. In that order. 8O



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29 Jul 2008, 4:15 pm

Tape, plastic bags, knives.