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23 Sep 2011, 6:37 pm

Rich-Z wrote:

Just finished conquering the world.

I did that yesterday. Now I guess I'll have to do it again.

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23 Sep 2011, 6:38 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Rich-Z wrote:

Just finished conquering the world.

Too late - I already did it this morning, and only used two rolls of sticky tape.

That was you, Damn!

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23 Sep 2011, 7:17 pm

Duct tape was originally invented by pilgrims fulfilling Manifest Destiny. They used it to hide their gold bricks by strapping them to their inner thighs. The natives they encountered referred to them as "Klink-na tyoh" or "man whose thighs clink when he walks."

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23 Sep 2011, 7:29 pm

I have re-programmed the matrix to make me seem like an ordinary mortal to the rest of you ... until it's too late.

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23 Sep 2011, 7:34 pm

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23 Sep 2011, 7:40 pm

it's snowing.

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23 Sep 2011, 8:27 pm

It's raining from the ground up, here.

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23 Sep 2011, 8:34 pm

i burnt my feet trying to start the bbq....

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23 Sep 2011, 9:15 pm

I am delighted to be at my place of employment. I can think of no place I'd rather be than here, surrounded by my charming and highly intelligent coworkers.

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23 Sep 2011, 9:58 pm

My family loves me

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24 Sep 2011, 1:41 am

Im sober

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24 Sep 2011, 3:27 am

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24 Sep 2011, 4:17 am

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24 Sep 2011, 5:10 am

Natalie Portman's acting skills were certainly challenged by her role in 'Thor'. Sylkat.

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24 Sep 2011, 5:29 am

Sylkat wrote:

Natalie Portman's acting skills were certainly challenged by her role in 'Thor'. Sylkat.

Most movies nowadays challenge the acting skills of actors.... :roll:

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24 Sep 2011, 6:47 am

Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.

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