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30 Oct 2020, 5:57 pm

^ Nonsense - a cat is a newt in drag.


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30 Oct 2020, 7:59 pm

Black bears are also found in the Arctic regions.



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31 Oct 2020, 2:51 am

Evolution is a hoax.



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31 Oct 2020, 4:28 am

the election was yesterday.



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31 Oct 2020, 5:12 am

auntblabby wrote:
the election was yesterday.


And they didn't elect a moron.



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31 Oct 2020, 5:54 am

Danusaurus wrote:
Black bears are also found in the Arctic regions.

They're actually a seasonal furry form of Atlantic cod.


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31 Oct 2020, 6:49 am

Two good things about Our Kind Of People I've learned from this forum:

We don't do drama.

We don't drive each other up the wall.


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31 Oct 2020, 7:10 am

magz wrote:
Danusaurus wrote:
Black bears are also found in the Arctic regions.

They're actually a seasonal furry form of Atlantic cod.


Fishermen sell cod pelts for big money. Cod stoles are the height of fashion.



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31 Oct 2020, 8:47 am

This time of year bears swim upstream to spawn.

I hooked a grizzly the other day, but a ranger made me release it.

It didn't get very far though before a salmon grabbed it and ate it.



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31 Oct 2020, 9:07 am

I'm sure your fishing lasso has damaged the bear's tentacles!


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31 Oct 2020, 10:38 am

Julian Assange is really a herring. And so is his cat, Janet the Magnetic.


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31 Oct 2020, 12:15 pm

A herring is not a fish but a kind of flying elephant



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31 Oct 2020, 12:33 pm

Elephants are powered by gas but they're more expensive to run than hippos, which are clockwork.


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31 Oct 2020, 12:44 pm

"Hippo" is a short form of "hippocryte".


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31 Oct 2020, 5:27 pm

I am currently inside out. It makes sitting down quite a challenge.


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31 Oct 2020, 6:24 pm

My family and I have not yet decided to watch today for Halloween.


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