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Erewhon
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01 Nov 2020, 1:26 am

I never lie.

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01 Nov 2020, 1:26 pm

This week, oi are been mostly invisible. (cf. The Fast Show)

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01 Nov 2020, 9:50 pm

this coming tuesday will not be a nail biter.

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02 Nov 2020, 1:37 am

I always lie.

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02 Nov 2020, 3:37 am

This statement is a lie.

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02 Nov 2020, 3:39 am

To split purposely an infinitive is something I would never do.

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02 Nov 2020, 5:00 am

I'm a porcupine.

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02 Nov 2020, 6:02 am

magz wrote:

I'm a porcupine.

And a very lovely, compassionate and intelligent one you are. :heart:

Err,

Wrong thread.

magz is a horrible, dreadful, awful witch of a person, with hairy legs and a mole on her chin, with hairs on the mole on her chin. :mrgreen:

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02 Nov 2020, 6:08 am

Ahem... my legs are not hairy, they are feathery.

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02 Nov 2020, 6:32 am

magz wrote:

Ahem... my legs are not hairy, they are feathery.

I believe you, my little chick-a-dee. :mrgreen:

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02 Nov 2020, 11:15 am

My suckers glow in the dark - all eighteen of them.

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02 Nov 2020, 11:19 am

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02 Nov 2020, 2:44 pm

Learning to sing new songs is boring, and so is art.

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02 Nov 2020, 4:34 pm

Bees feed on castanets. Olé, etc.

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02 Nov 2020, 5:50 pm

Am not guilty of punching a hole on a wall.
Am not guilty of slamming a car door with opening another car door.
Am not guilty of breaking a door shut.
Am not guilty of broken tile or wooden floors.

AND I'M ALSO OVERWEIGHT, BUT WEAK. :lol: IT DOES NOT CONFUSE PEOPLE.

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02 Nov 2020, 7:56 pm

My mom, my NT sister, and I voted for Trump.

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