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04 Nov 2020, 2:54 pm

The only way to defeat the reptilians is to destroy the moon.

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04 Nov 2020, 3:37 pm

Udinaas wrote:

The only way to defeat the reptilians is to destroy the moon.

OK, I'm on it. My Omega Device has been gathering dust in the garden shed ever since that fiasco when I tried to hold the Earth to ransom. Launching in 3... 2... 1...

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04 Nov 2020, 5:37 pm

I have a hot water bison.

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04 Nov 2020, 5:43 pm

I have to go feed my llama.

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04 Nov 2020, 5:43 pm

The wisest thing to do in life... Is to stick that metal fork into the electric socket.

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04 Nov 2020, 5:54 pm

I have not received a direct shock from an outlet, when I was over 20 years old (but if I did, it would be because I was sticking inappropriate things into it, not because there was nothing covering the metal frame around it and I accidentally touched that). I expect it would hurt a lot and not make one’s arm go numb for a little while.

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04 Nov 2020, 9:10 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

Udinaas wrote:

The only way to defeat the reptilians is to destroy the moon.

OK, I'm on it. My Omega Device has been gathering dust in the garden shed ever since that fiasco when I tried to hold the Earth to ransom. Launching in 3... 2... 1...

Nevermind, I just blew up the moon by flying a panda into space.

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04 Nov 2020, 10:20 pm

My mom, my NT sister, and I believe that Trump has truly the 2020 Presidential campaign.

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04 Nov 2020, 11:44 pm

I absolutely feel like there’s a reason to tough it out for the next four years if Trump gets a second term. And I have every reason to believe that that would at least make him step down peacefully when it was over.

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