Henbane wrote:
Longridge has a great fell. It's called Longridge fell.
Is it?! You don't say.
Henbane wrote:
I went to secondary school in preston. It's really not that quaint, just a bit backward. And rundown.
Aye, we are a bit backward and rundown up here. Some more so than others, mind you but as our diet is mainly made up of...

...I think you might be expecting a bit too much there.
DC wrote:
Don't forget the exotic hand carved wooden statue in the corner covered in dust and cobwebs that the owner bought on a whim 15 years ago and has never sold.
It's not quite that bad, you know. You have to go to rural Wales for that sort of thing.
Cornflake wrote:
Eeee... hand-written price tags, dead flies in the window. Those were t' days.
*goes nostalgic*
Can I help you?
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