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sluice
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25 Sep 2011, 2:25 pm

The average woman changes her mind four times before you get finished doing whatever she asked you to do. This one might be true.



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25 Sep 2011, 2:42 pm

sluice wrote:
The average woman changes her mind four times before you get finished doing whatever she asked you to do. This one might be true.


This is not true for most NT mothers.


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25 Sep 2011, 2:51 pm

I live in a castle.


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25 Sep 2011, 2:57 pm

I was busy today on the roof scraping every last piece of moss off with an old toothbrush.



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25 Sep 2011, 3:09 pm

I drink an entire case of beer every day. I love beer. Pink beer is the best.


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25 Sep 2011, 7:36 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I drink an entire case of beer every day. I love beer. Pink beer is the best.
Indeed! :D


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26 Sep 2011, 1:49 am

Sarah Palin is smart, ethical, and competent ...Sylkat :lol:



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26 Sep 2011, 2:03 am

I so overslept.


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26 Sep 2011, 2:42 am

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Frozen bats make excellent Frisbees, but they are rather prone to smashing.


Cornflake's contributions to this thread are the worst, never creative, and never make me laugh.



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26 Sep 2011, 2:57 am

i'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, and i don't like it one bit!
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26 Sep 2011, 3:46 am

I dyed my hair hot pink.



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26 Sep 2011, 3:50 am

I will still be here in ten minutes.


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26 Sep 2011, 5:13 am

sterfry wrote:
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Frozen bats make excellent Frisbees, but they are rather prone to smashing.
Cornflake's contributions to this thread are the worst, never creative, and never make me laugh.
I am extremely unhappy to read that. You have really pissed me off today. :cry:


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26 Sep 2011, 5:19 am

I had gone after those ten minutes I mentioned earlier.
I'm very annoyed that I don't have the forum to myself anymore as Cornflake has arrived.


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26 Sep 2011, 6:52 am

I'm still sleeping, yes, that's right I can sleep and type at the same time.


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26 Sep 2011, 11:15 am

Madalyne Murray O'Haiir is actually still alive and is the. secret advisor to that Westboro Baptist Church leader. Sylkat :twisted: