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18 Jun 2015, 6:09 pm

auntblabby wrote:
you are a journeyman emergency astrologist :skull:

Only because you stole my job as a disaster homeopath!



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18 Jun 2015, 6:35 pm

because you stole MY job as an assistant chief to the chief assistant! :razz:



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18 Jun 2015, 6:47 pm

You assisted in failing to assist the assistant!



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18 Jun 2015, 6:48 pm

you failed to assist in assisting the chief assistant :razz:



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18 Jun 2015, 6:55 pm

You assisted the chief by providing seaweed as condoms!



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18 Jun 2015, 7:12 pm

you assisted the chief steward in making seaweed and condom stew for the crew :razz:



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19 Jun 2015, 10:05 am

You regularly confuse condoms with condiments!



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19 Jun 2015, 12:20 pm

you kept trying to find shelter inside of a condom until you discovered that you needed 5 more letters ;)



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19 Jun 2015, 5:47 pm

Your hurricane shelter is one of those tiny drink umbrellas!



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19 Jun 2015, 6:27 pm

you walk around in the rain with one of those little drink umbrellas and wonder why you still get soaked. :razz:



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20 Jun 2015, 11:00 am

You'r so uncertain about everything that when it rains, you dissolve!



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20 Jun 2015, 11:51 am

and you drink what remains. :razz:



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20 Jun 2015, 5:17 pm

You keep your goldfish in a bowl because you want them to swim in their own excrement!



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20 Jun 2015, 11:21 pm

you keep goldfish in a bowl to use their excrement-laced water to feed your goats who then emit fish-enhanced manure to fertilize your garden with.



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21 Jun 2015, 10:49 am

auntblabby wrote:
you keep goldfish in a bowl to use their excrement-laced water to feed your goats who then emit fish-enhanced manure to fertilize your garden with.


That sounds more like a business plan. Your insults are weak and full of mittens!



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21 Jun 2015, 2:11 pm

your mittens are full of weak insults :razz: