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05 Aug 2025, 10:23 am

If I fill a swimming pool full of dry ice, can I go swimming without getting wet after it melts?

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When people say, "Hold your horses!"
Why do they assume I have horses when I don't even have room for one horse?"

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09 Aug 2025, 1:12 am

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Are fridges a portal to other galaxies?

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09 Aug 2025, 5:19 pm

If I use anti-virus on my computer, will it get autism?

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If we were all to die soon, would you like to go to Heaven?

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09 Aug 2025, 5:48 pm

Who really is the "beauty" and "the beast" in Beauty and the Beast?

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10 Aug 2025, 2:00 am

What would actually happen if Hell froze over?

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11 Aug 2025, 6:44 am

Is Jack and the Beanstalk based on a true story?

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11 Aug 2025, 7:24 am

If life gives ye lemons, make them combustible and throw 'em at your life manager's house.

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11 Aug 2025, 7:29 am

lostonearth35 wrote:

If I use anti-virus on my computer, will it get autism?

I claim zis quote for Schweinland, a nation I totally didn't make up!

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11 Aug 2025, 8:48 am

Has The Grinch ever been on a date?

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11 Aug 2025, 10:43 am

When asked which is worse, ignorance or apathy; say I don't know and I don't care.

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12 Aug 2025, 1:35 am

PBL187 wrote:

What would actually happen if Hell froze over?

BSD daemons wouldn't have where to go on break when services they run are currently unneeded

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12 Aug 2025, 4:45 am

How come nobody ever drives to Hawaii?

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Would you like to be a war criminal?

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