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14 Nov 2020, 10:28 am

Trump is more human-like than a human-like fart is human-like.



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14 Nov 2020, 10:39 am

Cats have and/or do not have laser eyes.

:P Depends how this is a lie or not.


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14 Nov 2020, 10:51 am

Cats aren't liquid.
They're plasma.


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14 Nov 2020, 11:05 am

cats are also high-voltage, rectangular and often mounted on walls.



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14 Nov 2020, 4:00 pm

Scratch a gorilla, and underneath you'll find an antelope with problems.


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14 Nov 2020, 4:29 pm

England is very sunny this time of year.


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14 Nov 2020, 6:58 pm

My arms have been stolen.


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14 Nov 2020, 7:01 pm

People are made of cornflakes


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14 Nov 2020, 7:04 pm

Tomato sauce can be used to clean moths.


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14 Nov 2020, 7:23 pm

I’m typing this with my toes.


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14 Nov 2020, 7:38 pm

This phone is a humming bowl made of edible stepping cement.


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15 Nov 2020, 9:48 am

Chilli dip makes excellent eyewash



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15 Nov 2020, 9:58 am

maycontainthunder wrote:
Chilli dip makes excellent eyewash


That's such a great idea! I'm going to try it. Right now.

(mmmmmmm, refreshing)


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15 Nov 2020, 10:58 am

Haydn was a proficient spoon player, but never mastered the musical saw.


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15 Nov 2020, 11:19 am

The fact that wheels are really square is a secret the government has been hiding from us for a hundred thousand years.



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15 Nov 2020, 12:18 pm

I unwind snails for charity.


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