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15 Nov 2020, 10:32 pm

abe lincoln made the first tweet over the victorian internet.



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15 Nov 2020, 11:19 pm

If you fill an empty swimming pool with dry ice, you can go swimming without getting wet after it melts.



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15 Nov 2020, 11:21 pm

hot is cold.



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16 Nov 2020, 7:59 am

Hot water is a myth.


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16 Nov 2020, 7:59 am

Hy house is clean and neat.


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16 Nov 2020, 8:14 am

I enjoy having my teeth drilled.



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16 Nov 2020, 9:40 am

what trumpoleeney and his magas are not trying for now, is an outright coup.



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16 Nov 2020, 2:26 pm

A VD chemo causes weight loss.


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17 Nov 2020, 12:31 am

In my Sputnik i fly somewhere between Mars and Venus. Planet earth looks very beautifull from space. In some days i hope to reach Mercurius, hopefully is that planet the "rightplanet" for me.



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17 Nov 2020, 9:35 am

A goat has no known boiling point.


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17 Nov 2020, 10:01 am

All people are reasonable and logical.


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18 Nov 2020, 6:15 am

the magas have our best interests at heart.



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18 Nov 2020, 4:20 pm

The Dalai Lama runs a small chain of supermarkets.


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19 Nov 2020, 1:57 am

i am a franchisee of one of those establishments.



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19 Nov 2020, 2:27 am

To start a camp fire, rub two water bottles together.



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19 Nov 2020, 9:26 am

I have perfected my Zombification Ray!! !! ! Cower, nations of the World!! !!

...to be honest, it's not perfect yet. It kind of only works on people who were already a bit zombielike. It'll do.


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