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01 Dec 2020, 10:49 am

I'm tucking into a nice bowl of hot gravel.


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01 Dec 2020, 2:45 pm

I do not have IBS.


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01 Dec 2020, 4:14 pm

I have no anxiety regarding my health, my future income, or where I will be living in a year.


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01 Dec 2020, 7:06 pm

magz wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Bruce Lee is descended from Robert E. Lee.

And both are fictional characters invented, and drawn by Stan Lee for Marvel Comics.

Voiced by Christopher Lee.


And they are all related to Spike Lee!

(actually...I wonder if Spike Lee's ancestors were owned by Robert E. Lee).



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01 Dec 2020, 9:10 pm

"Neurology" is a phonetic corruption of "nerdology," or the studying of those with large brains.


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02 Dec 2020, 1:27 am

auntblabby wrote:
the sheep state does not exist.


The Sleep State does not exist either



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02 Dec 2020, 2:16 am

The word "ideology" means "the intensive study of idiocy"(ie "being smart about stupidity").



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02 Dec 2020, 2:28 am

Having the tastiest crispy human skin for a snack right now.


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02 Dec 2020, 7:24 am

I astral projected myself onto the moon last night and saw the movie sets they used to fake the Apolo missions there. One fake rock had an inscription on it that said "Stan Kubrick wuz here".



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02 Dec 2020, 7:42 am

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02 Dec 2020, 8:57 am

You see the reason why the moon landings were so easy to fake is because they were actually filmed on the moon by Disney.



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02 Dec 2020, 9:32 am

I've been impersonated by a spider but he decided being me was too boring.


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02 Dec 2020, 12:16 pm

From where I came from, there's a rite of passage for every girls in order to be recognized as women:

It involves leading a rebellion, while bolo wielding on a horseback. :lol:


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02 Dec 2020, 4:11 pm

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02 Dec 2020, 6:52 pm

Margaret Thatcher traded in beech logs.


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02 Dec 2020, 11:19 pm

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