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06 Dec 2020, 8:01 pm

My cat has a spinning fan for a head and he flies while making cricket sounds.

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06 Dec 2020, 8:03 pm

I Ate Your Horse

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06 Dec 2020, 9:03 pm

I'm a virgin

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06 Dec 2020, 9:31 pm

I do not have IBS and I wake up from my naps and nightly sleeps nice and clean.

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07 Dec 2020, 8:00 am

Nuns are best served on toast.

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07 Dec 2020, 8:38 am

Im on my way to Spain right now.
Sinterklaas put me in a sack because i was naughty he told me.
Im lucky that in his boat to Spain there is wifi, so i can send this post.

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07 Dec 2020, 1:11 pm

You're all little tea pots, that are neither short and stout. :lol:

You all do have a handle for arms and a spout for a nose and mouth. Ears, if any are up to it.

.. And do steamed up literally, yet all do shout if so. :lol:

If I tip you all sidewards, I won't drop you and you won't stumble and fall. :oops:

Also no one's special.
You're all just a piece of porcelains, waiting to be broken by fellow autistics who all likes the sound of broken glasses. :oops: :lol:

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07 Dec 2020, 2:24 pm

My only furniture is four taxidermied tigers. Comfortable to sit on, but a little hard to balance your dinner on.

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07 Dec 2020, 6:24 pm

I have a two-seater mastodon with soft gibbon cushions.

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07 Dec 2020, 8:07 pm

I’m still 14 xD

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08 Dec 2020, 11:27 am

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08 Dec 2020, 5:35 pm

I love eating junk food whenever an opportunity comes my way.

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08 Dec 2020, 5:48 pm

i don't.

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09 Dec 2020, 12:14 am

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09 Dec 2020, 12:28 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

I love eating junk food whenever an opportunity comes my way.

This is sometimes why I'm not broke. :geek:

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09 Dec 2020, 3:21 am

My doctor told me junk food and soda pop is good for me.

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