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Milk tastes good.

Hot lava taste good to, my daily food
I just eat a sandwich with some lava.
And i didnt burn my mouth/lips from the lava.

Lava sandwich is best served with liquid methane to drink.

People misunderstand the term tree hugger. It literally means people who hug trees. The term was coined by a archeologist named Lucy Muxley back in 1902 when she unearthed a tribe of people who had all died from not doing anything but hugging trees all day long. She found their remains some fifty feet underground, all still clung to trees.

I am a plate. That is all.

I have a craving for worms with meat sauce.

I'm a very clumsy person.
Because of that, childhood is full of physical injuries.

Learnt a little too well because of pain and mistakes.
So I spent most of my life being super careful about how I move...

Because if accidents happen, I couldn't save myself nor able to handle it.

And I had the honor to ever had a broken bone before adulthood.

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Lacewings are just ants in drag.

I won the 2020 election but the lying liberal media won't tell you that.

Honey badgers live in huge colonies, where tens of thousands of infertile workers take care of the queen and her pups.

I have always felt completely normal and most people saw me as such with the exception of a few doctors who for some reason insisted that I had a disorder that starts with the letter "a". I really don't know what those doctors are talking about.

I hold the patent rights for the gas-powered trouser-press.

I named my ceiling Ling and painted it to look like an ocean.

Someone left my cake out in the rain.

And I dont think that I can take it.

Because it took so long to bake it.

And I'll never have the recipe again!! !! !

i am content.