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13 Dec 2020, 12:55 pm

Trees are nurture, and religion is nature.



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13 Dec 2020, 1:57 pm

Ocelots are said to have capacious pockets, which is probably why they don't carry back-packs.


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13 Dec 2020, 5:18 pm

My eyes are red and my nose is long with a black tip. I also have a tail. It hurts when I sit on it.


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13 Dec 2020, 5:47 pm

Badgers are excellent mathematicians.


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13 Dec 2020, 9:24 pm

trumpy has a vacation property on the moon but biden is his landlord.



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13 Dec 2020, 10:27 pm

January is my favourite month. I jump for joy as it starts.


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13 Dec 2020, 10:27 pm

mee too. :|



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14 Dec 2020, 2:20 am

I have 3 children, just like Donald Duck.
There names are Anna, Tom, and Esmeralda.



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14 Dec 2020, 2:50 am

I’m currently playing host to a Xenomorph, eagerly awaiting its birth.


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14 Dec 2020, 3:06 am

You can make limonade with oranges if you add cucumbers.



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14 Dec 2020, 4:32 am

A fishes butt is not water tight.



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14 Dec 2020, 4:42 am

I've never said never.


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14 Dec 2020, 6:10 am

Many of my best friends are anchovies.


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14 Dec 2020, 7:16 am

I have a pet miniature hippopotamus named Frodo.



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14 Dec 2020, 7:43 am

I am a happy content person 8)



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14 Dec 2020, 9:40 am

I am a cyborg orca from the year 2459, currently reading this forum in low Jupiter orbit. I'm bored- my prey hasn't arrived yet.


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