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Taupey
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27 Sep 2011, 6:53 am

Cornflake wrote:
I'm not online at all and never have been.

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Dear Cornflake, when they are full- grown and the velvet is off, will you be re-naming yourself Cernunnos? Sylkat 8O
Yes. Fridays only, though.


lol, :D (off topic, sorry)

I am not at all hungry this morning and I definitely don't want eggs and toast for breakfast. :eew:


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27 Sep 2011, 2:08 pm

I don't mind other people's mess in the vestibule, bathroom and kitchen. I actually like living like this, it's homely and cozy.



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27 Sep 2011, 6:08 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
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if you eat too much oatmeal you'll turn into a horse.


That was not funny! :lol:


And if you plough enough oats in to it some will poop out onto the road for the sparrows to eat (Reaganomics) now thats not funny.


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27 Sep 2011, 8:02 pm

I hate Sonata arctica.. i have no idea why these guys make music..


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28 Sep 2011, 1:33 am

aussiebloke wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
if you eat too much oatmeal you'll turn into a horse.


That was not funny! :lol:


And if you plough enough oats in to it some will poop out onto the road for the sparrows to eat (Reaganomics) now thats not funny.


so maybe they shouldn't :wink: rename trickle-down economics "just so much horse plop." :P



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28 Sep 2011, 5:10 am

I ate raw oysters on a half shell this morning for breakfast. I don't even like the damn things.


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28 Sep 2011, 7:28 am

I love the modern NT world, I hate The Kinks, I hate the 60s and I think Mick Avory needs to join Weight Watchers and I think that heavy people are lazy pigs. I'm a sizest bastard just like everybody else on this site and I think it would be healthier for everybody to live for today, in the present. I'm the best liar in the world.


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28 Sep 2011, 8:39 am

I am from the Government and I am here to -help- you.

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28 Sep 2011, 10:33 am

I absolutely hate food. I definitely don't eat too much of it, and I loathe the thought of spending all day baking pies to eat in the evening with my Dante. Also, I did not just randomly think about squirrels. :lol:



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28 Sep 2011, 2:12 pm

Oops! I've posted a big lie and offended some health concious members. I don't think I better post in this thread anymore. You the rest of you can get back to your fibbing.


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28 Sep 2011, 2:16 pm

We can?


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28 Sep 2011, 3:46 pm

There are 5 squirrels in my kitchen baking cabbage pies. The next few blatant lies I post will definitely not be about squirrels.



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28 Sep 2011, 3:52 pm

I've never seen a squirrel, but I've given birth to one.


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28 Sep 2011, 4:02 pm

I spent the day walking on my hands because I didn't want to get my new shoes dirty.



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28 Sep 2011, 4:04 pm

I was a squirrel in a former life, commanding a huge army of warrior squirrels. We conquered the entire world but nobody remembers because we erased their memories.