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28 Feb 2019, 8:49 am
28 Feb 2019, 8:50 am
DeepHour wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
DeepHour wrote:
I don't have a lawn. 
Piss off
Stop rubbing it in 
Unless this counts as a lawn (it probably doesn't).
That is definitely a lawn you trickster and a very cute and low maintenance one. This is what I have to f*****g deal with , all the way to the trees
28 Feb 2019, 8:54 am
DeepHour wrote:
I'm eating 'Mister Choc' caramel biscuits from Lidl, a total ripoff of Twix by the way. I'm bloody furious, because I was intending to eat the very interesting-looking chocolate bar with a strawberry-flavoured filling which I bought in town an hour or so ago, but I must have left it on the till at Home Bargains, and it's a seven mile round trip to retrieve it...
Skinny Whip ?
28 Feb 2019, 8:57 am
No, never heard of those.
Just found my till receipt - it was a 'Milka Strawberry', 79p.
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28 Feb 2019, 8:58 am
You want , you salivate 
28 Feb 2019, 9:08 am
28 Feb 2019, 9:21 am
SaveFerris wrote:
I failed I have no biscuity food in the house and can't face leaving the house.
I have no biscuity food in the house and can't face leaving the house.
Oh no! hear's some to keep you going ferris till the red cross can get through.
28 Feb 2019, 10:08 am
fluffysaurus wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
I failed I have no biscuity food in the house and can't face leaving the house.
I have no biscuity food in the house and can't face leaving the house. Oh no! hear's some to keep you going ferris till the red cross can get through.That's low , make a cruel joke about me being housebound , have you no jammy dodgers heart, I have reported you and dealt with the report myself , you are a marked member
28 Feb 2019, 10:21 am
28 Feb 2019, 10:31 am
kraftiekortie wrote:
Why are you housebound?
I had an accident involving my chair , my butt and a tube of superglue
I'm not housebound , I just don't like going out due to anxiety and stuff.
28 Feb 2019, 10:43 am
28 Feb 2019, 2:15 pm
SaveFerris wrote:
That is definitely a lawn you trickster and a very cute and low maintenance one. This is what I have to f*****g deal with , all the way to the trees
Your hypocrisy astounds me.
Moaning about the "rubbing in" of lawn-care duties while carelessly disregarding the plight of the shedless. Having one's own shed is, as I'm sure you well know, the truest ambition of any true Brit, and people with shedlessness, like me (I don't even have a garden gnome to call my own), get fed up with these wanton displays of other people's wooden garden architecture.
Luckily my street has a wonderful community garden with huge lawns which are all taken care of to very high standards by professionals. Every once in a while, some men come round with their special smoothness measuring spheres and their very specialised metal "probes" to make sure that there are perfectly flat bits where you can put your beer can down without it falling over when you have a picnic. It even has some small ponds, sand-pits for the children to play in, and pretty flags that flutter in the breeze. My only complaint is that they forgot to put a gate in the fence, so we have to improvise a bit there.
28 Feb 2019, 3:34 pm
28 Feb 2019, 3:50 pm
Biscuitman wrote:
Special day at my work today so they have laid on cakes, pizza etc.
I feel like I have stretched my stomach and it will never go back to normal!
I feel like I have stretched my stomach and it will never go back to normal!
I feel a bit stuffed myself after all those bickies. Thank God tomorrow is 'Sit On Sofa Day'.
28 Feb 2019, 5:40 pm
fluffysaurus wrote:
No gate? Are you sure it's communal? it sounds more like one of your neighbours has a big garden.
I think you have may have contracted biscuititus
Most common symptom of biscuititis is letting Trogs sarcasm Whoosh you.
28 Feb 2019, 5:47 pm
Trogluddite wrote:
Your hypocrisy astounds me.
Moaning about the "rubbing in" of lawn-care duties while carelessly disregarding the plight of the shedless. Having one's own shed is, as I'm sure you well know, the truest ambition of any true Brit, and people with shedlessness, like me (I don't even have a garden gnome to call my own), get fed up with these wanton displays of other people's wooden garden architecture.
Calm down , they are full of crap
besides I only have two sheds and an insulated workshop Trogluddite wrote:
Luckily my street has a wonderful community garden with huge lawns which are all taken care of to very high standards by professionals. Every once in a while, some men come round with their special smoothness measuring spheres and their very specialised metal "probes" to make sure that there are perfectly flat bits where you can put your beer can down without it falling over when you have a picnic. It even has some small ponds, sand-pits for the children to play in, and pretty flags that flutter in the breeze. My only complaint is that they forgot to put a gate in the fence, so we have to improvise a bit there.
I used to play a round in community gardens like that in my psychedelic days but only at night , laying down on the green watching the stars zoom by was my idea of fun in my teens.
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