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28 Sep 2011, 4:06 pm

The conical race did the same, only they conquered the universe.

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28 Sep 2011, 4:18 pm

I fire squirrels at passers-by with my squirrel Gatling and I'm a very good shot.

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28 Sep 2011, 6:33 pm

auntblabby wrote:

aussiebloke wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

if you eat too much oatmeal you'll turn into a horse.

That was not funny! :lol:

And if you plough enough oats in to it some will poop out onto the road for the sparrows to eat (Reaganomics) now thats not funny.

so maybe they shouldn't :wink:

rename trickle-down economics "just so much horse plop."

Yes with the economy the way it is surely they should have cotton on to it by now ? Even Warren Buffet thinks it's a load of #$^&. He nails it when he says:

" we are handing supply of the economy to people who did not earn it",

tax trust fund Timmy PLEASE

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28 Sep 2011, 6:35 pm

ruveyn wrote:

I am from the Government and I am here to -help- you.

ruveyn

And you think private enterprise is a solution to your problems? big government hasn't hurt countries like Finland or Norway has it ? not that I'm saying big government is a solution to all our problems.

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28 Sep 2011, 6:40 pm

/off-topic:
Please, aussiebloke - check out the threat title. :wink:

(with apologies in case I've missed a very clever blatant lie)

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28 Sep 2011, 7:12 pm

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28 Sep 2011, 7:41 pm

I am full of energy, and would willingly stick my hand in a meat grinder.

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28 Sep 2011, 8:10 pm

^ Sounds like fun to me.

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28 Sep 2011, 8:38 pm

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29 Sep 2011, 2:26 am

I'm actually 50 squirrels wearing a human-shaped suit.

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29 Sep 2011, 2:33 am

I am sooo sleepy right now, staying awake is being too difficult.

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29 Sep 2011, 3:29 am

when i did my BM yesterday, one of 'em was a highly advanced sentient creature who jumped out of the toilet and started a new universe through a slit in the space-time continuum.

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29 Sep 2011, 8:30 am

I keep a piglet as a pet.

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29 Sep 2011, 11:42 am

Icy fire's piglet and Aunt Blabby's sentient creature are having a horrible fight in the middle of my street...traffic is backed up for miles!, Sylkat

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29 Sep 2011, 6:00 pm

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I only allow him to use the bathroom on Tuesdays and I feed him only on a Sunday if I remember.

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29 Sep 2011, 6:45 pm

I have designed myself a superhero costume and hope to start fighting crime soon.

I am trying to identify what superpowers I might possess.

So far flight and stopping locomotives are really big negatives.
I think I need to start with something a little less painful.
Any ideas?

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