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21 Oct 2025, 7:02 pm

I accidentally said "I'm going to eat a movie and watch some popcorn".
What I was meant to say was "I'm going to watch some popcorn and eat a movie".


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21 Oct 2025, 9:11 pm

If Germans are so harsh and unromantic, than why do they buy and eat Lebuckenherzen twice a year?


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21 Oct 2025, 9:12 pm

Sports are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.


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22 Oct 2025, 3:26 pm

Tamaya wrote:
I accidentally said "I'm going to eat a movie and watch some popcorn".
What I was meant to say was "I'm going to watch some popcorn and eat a movie".

LOL!


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23 Oct 2025, 12:31 am

What did people think of Germans in the 50s and 60s?


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23 Oct 2025, 5:26 pm

I told Trump he could borrow our house for the weekend. What's the worst that could happen?


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24 Oct 2025, 12:19 am

Is Schlager a slang word for Bavarian?


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31 Oct 2025, 12:16 pm

I’m looking forward to the warm weather this winter


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31 Oct 2025, 3:51 pm

I wish it would snow in the summer when it's warmer.


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01 Nov 2025, 7:03 am

How can an een be hallowed? What even is an een anyway?


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03 Nov 2025, 3:06 pm

Do all dragons breathe fire


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03 Nov 2025, 3:26 pm

What is Trump's IQ? It can't be very high.


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04 Nov 2025, 3:26 pm

I can't wait to sunbathe in the warm winter weather.


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05 Nov 2025, 5:06 pm

''I'm going to Bury St Edmunds tomorrow''
''Oh, did St Edmunds die?''


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07 Nov 2025, 9:53 am

Would you kill Baby Trump?


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10 Nov 2025, 8:49 am

You can't really freewheel on a static bike


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