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28 Feb 2019, 7:32 pm
SaveFerris wrote:
Most common symptom of biscuititis is letting Trogs sarcasm Whoosh you.
I get Whooshed when I read my own posts back sometimes!
Nearly there.
Just. One. More. Biscuit. To. Go.It's only wafer thin. I'm gonna do it this year...
28 Feb 2019, 7:53 pm
I couldn't participate in biscuit frenzy day but do have a valid sick note
28 Feb 2019, 9:16 pm
SaveFerris wrote:
I couldn't participate in biscuit frenzy day but do have a valid sick note
Oops, the erm... naughty computer broke; I can't see the image in your post.
[whispering]
This is just between you and me, Ferris, right? Not a word to anyone else, yeah?
You know what this means don't you? - the missing image, that is.
Remember, a few posts back; I noted that fluffysaurus was absorbing the powers of Ferrit Majik unusually quickly? It was waved away with a load of technical stuff that I don't understand, but I know Majik when I see it. Do your whiskers pick up any unusual atmosferrits when our fluffy friend is logged in? Something draining your power?
28 Feb 2019, 9:45 pm
Trogluddite wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
I couldn't participate in biscuit frenzy day but do have a valid sick note
Oops, the erm... naughty computer broke; I can't see the image in your post.
[whispering]
This is just between you and me, Ferris, right? Not a word to anyone else, yeah?
You know what this means don't you? - the missing image, that is.
Remember, a few posts back; I noted that fluffysaurus was absorbing the powers of Ferrit Majik unusually quickly? It was waved away with a load of technical stuff that I don't understand, but I know Majik when I see it. Do your whiskers pick up any unusual atmosferrits when our fluffy friend is logged in? Something draining your power?
As most people do , I was wondering what the f**k you were on about as I could see the images , I re-read your post in case I missed something and I s**t you not the f*****g images disappeared while reading
What kind of black magic f**kery is this 
Keep this next bit of info under your hat , I'm a bit scared now , what if fluffy is some sort of bunnicula and feeding off my powers 
I uploaded the image to a picture host instead so now it should work.
28 Feb 2019, 10:09 pm
SaveFerris wrote:
I uploaded the image to a picture host instead so now it should work.
There's good news and bad news...
The Good News: I can see the sick note now! [You're fighting back well, stay strong!]
The Bad News: Getting out of doing PE was my best school subject - I know every trick in the book! Do you honestly expect me to believe that any doctor has writing as legible as that?
[Sorry about that, thought it might look a bit suspicious if I didn't bite, given the, erm... Majikal situation.]
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28 Feb 2019, 10:15 pm
Game & P.E were my favourite subject.
The punishment for forgetting your kit ( so you could get out of doing it ) was to wear lost property kit that was ancient and 7 sizes too big. They stopped doing that after a while but I used to beg for the ancient kit if I ever forgot my kit 
01 Mar 2019, 4:13 am
SaveFerris wrote:
fluffysaurus wrote:
No gate? Are you sure it's communal? it sounds more like one of your neighbours has a big garden.
I think you have may have contracted biscuititus
Most common symptom of biscuititis is letting Trogs sarcasm Whoosh you.
I wasn't sure on the garden, but the golf course, flags and sandpits an all, went right over my head. Yes, biscuititus, I did eat a lot of digestives yesterday.
01 Mar 2019, 4:36 am
I see aspersions are being caste upon my good name. I will say only that I am innocent and throw myself upon the
mercy of our Dragon Queen to protect me from he who has on his own admission recently researched terrible and
heinous ways to execute people.
01 Mar 2019, 5:17 am
My god people, shouldn't we all be frantically talking about brexit and forgetting everything else! Shame on us all 
01 Mar 2019, 5:45 am
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01 Mar 2019, 8:52 am
fluffysaurus wrote:
Welcome to the thread, Map84.
The rest of the coven are still sleeping due to being on the prowl all night, but they'll start waking soon.
The rest of the coven are still sleeping due to being on the prowl all night, but they'll start waking soon.
thanks for the welcome!
01 Mar 2019, 9:41 am
Sod it! The Red Cross obviously don't see biscuits as a priority - bastards! I have to leave the house , I need biscuits.
Hi Map , welcome to the grumpy bastards thread 
01 Mar 2019, 10:18 am
fluffysaurus wrote:
I see aspersions are being caste upon my good name. I will say only that I am innocent and throw myself upon the
mercy of our Dragon Queen to protect me from he who has on his own admission recently researched terrible and
heinous ways to execute people.
mercy of our Dragon Queen to protect me from he who has on his own admission recently researched terrible and
heinous ways to execute people.
Dammit, foiled again!
My midnight visits to the Halifax Gibbet to lovingly sharpen its blade and grease its mechanisms may yet come to nothing! 
[
Aha, I see we have a new novice on the thread, still wet behind the ears; not yet wise to my Machiavellian plotting...]Welcome Map84, it's lovely to have you here! [Mwahahahahah!]
fluffysaurus wrote:
The rest of the coven are still sleeping due to being on the prowl all night, but they'll start waking soon.
Oh no! I know an ominous veiled threat of vengeance when I see one. Mercy, mercy! I promise to behave from now on; just don't release your prowling hordes upon me. I know "them" for "they" have shown their terrifying forms in my guilt-induced nightmares. Please have pity on my deranged soul and help me to exorcise my own wickedness!
I repent! I repent!
01 Mar 2019, 2:09 pm
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