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HeroOfHyrule
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10 Feb 2021, 1:29 pm

I can't lie. :wink:



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10 Feb 2021, 3:10 pm

If lying was an Olympic sport, I'd win a gold medal.


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10 Feb 2021, 3:22 pm

I´m cuddling my pet spider.


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11 Feb 2021, 8:49 am

This is my first post.


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13 Feb 2021, 4:46 pm

The planet Saturn is known for having good parties and temporary freedom from worries.


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13 Feb 2021, 4:53 pm

I love being 20-40 pounds overweight.


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13 Feb 2021, 5:14 pm

Butter is made from turnips.


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13 Feb 2021, 11:01 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
If lying was an Olympic sport, I'd win a gold medal.


Me too! :wink:


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14 Feb 2021, 4:35 am

Not funny :(



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14 Feb 2021, 1:41 pm

^ I agree. It's also a shocking waste of orange juice.


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14 Feb 2021, 6:38 pm

When rotated at precisely 53rpm, all tortoises emit a curious pulsing light from within their shells.


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14 Feb 2021, 10:47 pm

Jensen wrote:
I´m cuddling my pet spider.


I have never wanted a spider for a pet. Or other arthropod. Would not have a giant millipede for a pet, but it turns out they’re really easy to take care of. Nor have I seriously looked into getting a pet praying mantis.

Arthropods were absolutely not my very first special interest :lol:


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15 Feb 2021, 12:14 am

My friends call me Wilt Chamberlain.


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15 Feb 2021, 6:23 pm

^ Ah, Mr. Chamberlain - we've been expecting you. Please, pull up a gorilla and make yourself comfortable.


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15 Feb 2021, 6:25 pm

Life is great.



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16 Feb 2021, 3:28 am

I've almost finished my 1:1 scale model of the Titanic.


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