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04 Nov 2010, 8:05 am

tammy was angry that the batteries fell out of my remote control for my TV. she stabbed away futilely for a few minutes trying to change the channel , and when she saw the batteries lying on the bed, she looked at the back of the remote control and saw that the battery compartment cover was missing.

when she asked me why it was missing, i told her that i removed it because it makes it easier to replace the batteries in the event that they fall out of the battery compartment.

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04 Nov 2010, 8:47 am

(Becomes visible and appears) Good morning, everybody! Thank you, Taupey and CockneyRebel!

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IdahoRose wrote:

My mom says we're going to have a tea party for my birthday. She calls it an Unbirthday Birthday Party. I am extremely happy and excited about this!

That sounds wonderful IdahoRose! When is your birthday? :alien:

Aww, that sounds nice! But how exactly does one have an Unbirthday Birthday party? Either way, I say we should have a tea party of our own for our Resident Mad Hatter's birthday! (November 11?)

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04 Nov 2010, 12:22 pm

they opend a new super wal-mart in flagstaff yesterday! its so much closer to my house so i'll be using that one from now on instead of the one way over on the other side of town!

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04 Nov 2010, 12:24 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A doctor a day keeps the apple away.

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04 Nov 2010, 2:05 pm

If life is a bowl full of cherries, how come I hate cherries?

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04 Nov 2010, 2:46 pm

But there is a danger...There is no doubt, but making love is what life is about. Be my partner...Be my guest..Let's take off our clothes and put this love to the test.

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04 Nov 2010, 2:55 pm

Don't want to go to school today;

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04 Nov 2010, 3:35 pm

I hate too close to call elections. Farewell! (Becomes invisible and disappears)

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04 Nov 2010, 4:01 pm

My foot hurts and my butt itches.

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04 Nov 2010, 4:03 pm

billybud21 wrote:

My foot hurts and my butt itches.

Have you been trying to whipe your butt with your foot :?:

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04 Nov 2010, 4:15 pm

nick007 wrote:

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My foot hurts and my butt itches.

Have you been trying to whipe your butt with your foot :?:

Everything I learned about personal hygiene was from the movie My Left Foot.

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04 Nov 2010, 6:05 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:

(Becomes visible and appears) Good morning, everybody! Thank you, Taupey and CockneyRebel!

Taupey wrote:

IdahoRose wrote:

My mom says we're going to have a tea party for my birthday. She calls it an Unbirthday Birthday Party. I am extremely happy and excited about this!

That sounds wonderful IdahoRose! When is your birthday? :alien:

Aww, that sounds nice! But how exactly does one have an Unbirthday Birthday party? Either way, I say we should have a tea party of our own for our Resident Mad Hatter's birthday! (November 11?)

Aww thank you! I would like that very much. My birthday is indeed on November 11.

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04 Nov 2010, 7:38 pm

Geogaddi is an absolutely amazing album. Well, it's pretty much tied with Music Has The Right to Children. Whenever either come on, my mood instantly uplifts.

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04 Nov 2010, 7:55 pm

I managed to burn one of my fingers today. It's turned an angry red, from the base of the nail down to the middle. It doesn't hurt at all though.

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04 Nov 2010, 8:19 pm

Nothing like a good cup of :coffee: boys. :pig:

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04 Nov 2010, 8:31 pm

IdahoRose wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

(Becomes visible and appears) Good morning, everybody! Thank you, Taupey and CockneyRebel!

Taupey wrote:

IdahoRose wrote:

My mom says we're going to have a tea party for my birthday. She calls it an Unbirthday Birthday Party. I am extremely happy and excited about this!

That sounds wonderful IdahoRose! When is your birthday? :alien:

Aww, that sounds nice! But how exactly does one have an Unbirthday Birthday party? Either way, I say we should have a tea party of our own for our Resident Mad Hatter's birthday! (November 11?)

Aww thank you! I would like that very much. My birthday is indeed on November 11.

They my birthday is November 9th.

Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health!
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beers!
He loves German beer!

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