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29 Sep 2011, 7:28 pm

I don't like to conquer the universe. Destroying planets makes me sad.

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29 Sep 2011, 11:22 pm

I'm a vegan.

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30 Sep 2011, 1:39 am

mr. hankey is the reincarnation of thomas w. crapper come to personally experience his creation.

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30 Sep 2011, 9:26 pm

should have been blatant lie which you have told. I remember i was four or so, i wrapped myself in yarn, who knows why. I blamed it on my sister who was one-ish, in a car seat. I thought it was plausible enough. I think i got in some sort of trouble.

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30 Sep 2011, 9:54 pm

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01 Oct 2011, 3:59 am

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01 Oct 2011, 4:03 am

I love school

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01 Oct 2011, 5:37 am

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01 Oct 2011, 7:58 am

icyfire4w5 wrote:

I can photosynthesize.

Fair shook me leaves off, that one did. I'm standing here wearing bare twigs now.

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01 Oct 2011, 8:02 am

I am heliotropic.

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01 Oct 2011, 11:43 am

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01 Oct 2011, 12:05 pm

I wear glasses.

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01 Oct 2011, 12:45 pm

I love seeing all these my little pony avatars.

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