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10 Nov 2025, 2:20 pm

If at first you don't succeed, I don't think "Astronaut" is a good career choice.

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10 Nov 2025, 2:21 pm

What's brown and smells like eggs?

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12 Nov 2025, 3:39 pm

Where do really really tall people get their trousers from

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13 Nov 2025, 12:43 am

When will the sea levels stop rising?

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14 Nov 2025, 7:03 pm

When will climate change deniers convert back to believing climate change is real?

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15 Nov 2025, 4:33 pm

Imagine if there was a musical concert called 100 Bagpipes and the pipers were all playing at once.

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15 Nov 2025, 6:26 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

Imagine if there was a musical concert called 100 Bagpipes and the pipers were all playing at once.

...and they are doing it sort of in the style of Barbershop.

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15 Nov 2025, 9:30 pm

I really wish I could take first through sixth grade over again.
Is there a GED for grade school? I'm okay if it just covers first and second grade.

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16 Nov 2025, 5:11 pm

Parents who have kids but put them in unsafe positions in shopping carts should have them taken away.

I saw a man at a popular grocery store near my house who had a daughter
hanging off of the edge of a shopping cart. If such children get hurt, parents will blame the store.

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16 Nov 2025, 9:12 pm

American politics is brilliant!

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16 Nov 2025, 9:14 pm

Voting Farage will solve everything gone wrong in this country!

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18 Nov 2025, 2:50 pm

How come half a pint always looks smaller than half a pint

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19 Nov 2025, 2:12 pm

Some say that the first day of your life is generally forgettable.

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27 Dec 2025, 2:49 pm

There's an old saying that goes "Absence makes the heart grow fonder".
There's another saying that goes "Out of sight, out of mind".

So which saying is the right one?

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27 Dec 2025, 7:46 pm

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31 Dec 2025, 11:06 am

What's the difference between a cow pie and an Eskimo Pie?

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