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Drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama, drama.
Some thrive on it.

I have that, 'Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there' jingle stuck in my head, complete with whistling. Out, out, out!

Great, now I have that damn jingle stuck in my head. Thanks.

See, I didn't join and post bad things about him behind his back. I joined before I started speaking to him because I was tired of the atmosphere here. That's the difference.

Ha, sorry about that. It's not the worst jingle ever; they used to play one on the radio for a local company (I forget exactly what it was; a newspaper, I think). Anyway, it was horrendously catchy; every single time I heard it, I had it stuck in my head for the entire rest of the day. Even now, a couple years later, I can remember the phone number. It was effective, I guess, but it was almost painful.

No problem. At least you didn't bring up the Progressive Insurance lady. Here is a great jingle to get caught in your head if your are a Simpson's fan:


We Do (The Stonecutter's Song)
2F09 - 8th January 1995

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBav72i7I3s

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_6TBTP-EJI[/youtube]

Ok, I have a greenhorn question: How do you embed pictures and youtube videos in a posting?

You can't go wrong with the stories a Hobo can come up with.

My 16 year old brother certainly does. He just got extremely angry with me... all because I farted. In my own bedroom. While he happened to be in there. He screamed at me over it, screamed at mom and dad over it, and now he has locked himself in his room and is blasting Rammstein over it.

Overreaction much?

Lots of silly llama people get off on drama. Probably 'cause there's nothing else to do, or there's nothing else exciting happening.

billybud21,

You click on that little "YouTube" button where you have the bold, italic and underline buttons (under the Subject box), then paste the YouTube video address in the box that comes up.

That's one of my favorite Simpsons Episodes (the train hobo one).

My father is the same with minor things; today he's freaking out over a couple of crumbs on the kitchen bench.

Yeah.
Personally, I have enough to do without it.

Thanks DeadpanDan. I really appreciate the help. My second favorite song from the Simpsons is:

Cut Every Corner

Shery: If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half-assed job!

If... you... cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,

Bart: It's the American way!

Shery: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.

Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat!

Apu: For meat!

Shery: And milk!

Apu: And milk!

Both: From 1984!

Shery: If... you... cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play,

Shary & OFF: It's the American waaaaay!

"Can't you feel that love is in the air?
Can't you see them dancing everywhere?
Now I know why my heart is blue
I feel fine, fine fine for you"

I love that song, but on days when I feel particularly sensitive, it makes me want to cry a little. I don't know why; techno usually doesn't make me want to cry.

Step 1: Throw out trash. Check!
Step 2: Switch the plugs back to normal when you're finished so that the light switch works. No check.
Step 3: Make sure the shower is turned all the way off. No check.

One out of three isn't awful, but I feel like I'm training a chipmunk with a short attention span.

I wonder if the witch had a good sleep, last night.