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Dear Sempiternal, this is SPARTA!!

Er, uh, this is WP!!

We can create any parallel universe we want here!

Don't really know how Alex or the mods feel about that, but we have done it before!

Sylkat

My lemmings will be the best at.. erm.. jumping?

Oh, yeah?

Just wait until I bring in my Puddle-Hopping Kangaroo Rats!

Sylkat

Multi-species now, eh?

I shall bring my marathon hamsters!

I'll bring Banjo.
He's lazy but he'll stare at all the others until they run away.

The highlight of the day for me is complete.
Carried like 10 bags of garbage up a sharp rocky gravel driveway with no shoes, took bins out and acquired some blood sucking leeches
(not a joke this time, there are actually leeches everywhere here)

Leeches!

I propose banning leaches from the Lemming Olympics!

Yea, leeches.
They are *everywhere* even on the front step.
I must have had hundreds of them on me by now

Good idea.

Dear CokaCola, So you really ARE in a swamp?!

We were just going to have a funeral in one, then leave.

After SOMEONE started another feud with the Ancient Order of Dwarves over the gold buried under that tree over there.

And after SOMEONE tried to blow the place up.

Leeches sound rather worse, actually.

Sylkat

Does salt work on leeches?

No I live in a rainforest.
It's damp and wet enough for them most the time

Despite kevinjh's demands for ostracism of them from the Olympics, which events might these Rainforest Leeches want to compete in? Theoretically, of course?

Sylkat

The Latching-On event, perhaps?

Jeez. I leave for fifteen minutes, and this thread has two more pages!

The 17 000th post was reached!

DearMakayla, that is because a Certain Australian brought some leeches in here; I hope you are not barefoot!

Sylkat