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13 Nov 2010, 8:35 am

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to jupiter to get more stupider!! !! !! !! !!



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13 Nov 2010, 9:16 am

(Becomes visible and appears) Good morning, WrongPlanet!


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13 Nov 2010, 10:38 am

I NEED TEA!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

(Yes, of course it's necessary to be so loud about it; cups of tea are very important.)


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13 Nov 2010, 10:51 am

i met a fly on my windowsill yesterday.
i saw him sitting there and i had a joke in my mind that i was bursting to tell.

after i told him the joke, he flipped over on to his back, and he went into hysterical laughter.

i could tell he was in rapturous laughter because he was kicking his little legs an a frenzy of mirth, and he continued to kick his legs in the air for ages (longer than the joke warranted).

i watched him squirming on his back in a state of glee for about 5 minutes until i got bored and i then forgot about him and went to sleep.


after i woke up. i had another joke on my mind, so i returned to the fly and told him the joke, but he failed to respond.


he must have had a stroke or something the night before (maybe because he could not stop laughing about my previous joke) and he was dead.


my friends are always short lived!

what a world huh?



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13 Nov 2010, 10:56 am

The Creedon Republic triumphs over all.



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13 Nov 2010, 11:04 am

I have tea. It is delicious and all is... something... with the world.


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Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I


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13 Nov 2010, 11:07 am

Today is the day that I will let it go away
That I will let it be okay
That I will throw it all away
Today is the day that I will piss it all away
And will I miss it well I may
But that's the change that I'm willing to take


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13 Nov 2010, 11:32 am

MONKEY wrote:
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Haters are going to hate, but the Hatter is still going to hat.

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8O :lol:

That's one of the most random images I've ever seen!



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13 Nov 2010, 12:50 pm

My birthday is tomorrow and my mother bought a lot of food that I like.



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13 Nov 2010, 1:43 pm

MONKEY BUTT!! !! !! !! ! :twisted:



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13 Nov 2010, 3:50 pm

Oh what a night, late December back in '63, what a very special time for me.



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13 Nov 2010, 4:07 pm

That chat I had today was so interesting, I would do that again if I wished.


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13 Nov 2010, 4:31 pm

jmnixon95 wrote:
My birthday is tomorrow and my mother bought a lot of food that I like.


Happy Birthday!

See you guys later! Parting is such sweet sorrow. . . (Becomes invisible and disappears)


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13 Nov 2010, 4:59 pm

MONKEY wrote:
IdahoRose wrote:
Haters are going to hate, but the Hatter is still going to hat.

Image


Image



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13 Nov 2010, 5:58 pm

So I was just on Google Images searching for pictures of colours.

For "Dark blue" one of the suggestions was "Dark blue color".

For "Indigo" one of the suggestions was "Indigo colour".

I found that interesting.


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Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I


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13 Nov 2010, 6:30 pm

I have had a happy happy day :D :D :D :D


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