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29 Aug 2021, 12:05 pm

People who hack and cheat in online multiplayer are just the best

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29 Aug 2021, 12:54 pm

I did not buried 50+ giant sunflower seeds.
And I'm also confident that any of it would actually germinate.

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29 Aug 2021, 1:36 pm

It's going to be a very boring week.

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29 Aug 2021, 2:56 pm

^^^oh lordy, don't look out now.

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29 Aug 2021, 3:05 pm

I can be bothered

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29 Aug 2021, 6:01 pm

I never lie. Ever. Ask my dragon if you don't believe me.

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29 Aug 2021, 11:31 pm

I love toxic scumbags who go too far even by my low standards

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30 Aug 2021, 12:34 am

There was a time I hunted one of the elephants that had escaped the zoo in the city. But it ended up with my rival being dumped by a ton of elephant dung and then I stole the elephant away. Only for the elephant to hop in a bus full of hyenas and tigers licking each other. I swear the driver is actually a squirrel and I'm a cat.

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30 Aug 2021, 12:43 am

this morning i shot an elephant in my PJs. how it got in there i'll never know.

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31 Aug 2021, 2:37 am

You're the real protagonist of Anne Apple and the flying banana. :lol:

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31 Aug 2021, 2:43 am

and he said, "no you're not."

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31 Aug 2021, 8:28 pm

Negativity is a happy way to live

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01 Sep 2021, 4:29 pm

PBL187 wrote:

Negativity is a happy way to live

Negativity is always the best!

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01 Sep 2021, 7:08 pm

Raccoon City Police Department has the leading arrest rates for zombie killers

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02 Sep 2021, 9:34 am

PBL187 wrote:

Raccoon City Police Department has the leading arrest rates for zombie killers

Ada Wong would NEVER wear something as absurd as a fancy red dress and stiletto heels when going on a top secret dangerous mission in a town or village full of zombies! :lol:

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02 Sep 2021, 5:05 pm

I can make 10 minute brownies in 8 minutes.

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