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KyleTheGhost
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16 Nov 2010, 2:05 pm

First nanny: "Children, as your new nanny, I know we're all concerned about the environment. So, this morning, let's discuss how to prevent forest fires."

Wednesday: "Prevent them?" (Lights a match. Flame burns menacingly)

Second nanny: "All right, children, I've had it up to here."(raises hand in front of chin) "Now you just answer one simple question. Where is that baby?"

Wednesday: "Which part?"

Third nanny: (Holding up a puppet) "Hello, kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet. What shall we do today? I know! Let's all clean our rooms!"

Wednesday: (Holding up devil puppet) "Hello, Polly, I'll clean my room, in exchange for your immortal soul." (Translation: NEVER.)

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16 Nov 2010, 2:05 pm

Kaybee wrote:

It's a strange feeling to know that you've been talked about in your absence.

I hate that and NT's do it all the time, to each other too. It use to bother me more when I was younger, but now I don't care as much. But you're right it is a strange feeling to know.

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16 Nov 2010, 2:25 pm

See you guys later! (Becomes invisible and disappears)

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16 Nov 2010, 3:06 pm

That is awesome... I was looking at the nutrition facts on a box of Wheat Thins crackers... and in big bold text is says "CONTAINS: WHEAT".

Oh man if I had wheat allergies I would definitely be grateful having that being pointed out to me... They are called Wheat Thins! :roll:

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16 Nov 2010, 3:12 pm

Yes another avatar change in that many ways, nt's have often seen autistic people as being like the pod people in Invasion of the Bodysnatcher due in part to sometimes not showing a great deal of emotional expression..Honestly, I'm not a pod person for, I'm quite capable of expressing myself truthfully & sincerely..

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16 Nov 2010, 6:50 pm

(Becomes visible and appears) I'm here.

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16 Nov 2010, 6:56 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

Yep. I think you're doing the China to Japan/Japan to China one, but they also have this for Japan to America (kayak across the Pacific Ocean).

Google Maps be trollin'.

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16 Nov 2010, 7:05 pm

merely remembering a native american festival from many years ago with this avatar though, such has not been attended in quite some time..

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16 Nov 2010, 7:27 pm

Good night, everybody! (Becomes invisible and disappears)

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16 Nov 2010, 7:39 pm

Nyah! This will surely affect my inheritence! Nyah!

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16 Nov 2010, 7:48 pm

good night everyone as may everyone enjoy the journey of 1,000 paces..

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16 Nov 2010, 8:06 pm

Poor Elizabeth. All autistic like that.

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17 Nov 2010, 4:56 am

I should have just stayed like I was at age 6. Friendless, absorbed in my interests, and really, really happy.

Ok. Come back. Say "I told you so." Kick me when I'm down.

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17 Nov 2010, 9:02 am

Can anyone tell me WHO WAS PHONE?! !! !!

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17 Nov 2010, 9:20 am

Taupey wrote:

This is how my hair looks after I have taken the scissors to it. I actually like this style Monkey, it's a good style to go for when you're cutting it yourself.

LOL I'm not cutting it, I'm going to the hair dressers. :lol:

I don't think I trust myself enough to cut my own hair and not ruin it.

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