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21 Jul 2006, 9:32 pm

Because real money has secret pixie dust in it.

Why do people (I won't mention names) $hit on those who try to help them??

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21 Jul 2006, 9:52 pm

because they couldn't find the restroom.

why are pills in different shapes?

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21 Jul 2006, 10:05 pm

So you can take them in the dark.

Why does Alcohol get you drunk??

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21 Jul 2006, 11:07 pm

it likes to play with your mind.

why does the earth spin?

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21 Jul 2006, 11:58 pm

Don't be silly!! The earth does'nt spin, the room does!!

Why won't the room stop spinning??

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22 Jul 2006, 1:23 am

It likes to disorient any Oriental people who enter it.

what makes us tired?

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22 Jul 2006, 3:30 am

All our respective governments are spiking our water supplies with barbituates.

What is the point of the ninja :ninja: smilie?

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22 Jul 2006, 4:14 am

To scare others into thinking we have karate skills

Why is round pizza served in square boxes?

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22 Jul 2006, 4:23 am

because it is hard to get the pizza out of a round box.

why is heat so hot?

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22 Jul 2006, 4:37 am

Because cold is so bloody cold (mid winter here!)...

Why is there an entry in the dictionary for the word "dictionary"?

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22 Jul 2006, 7:53 am

Just in case Homer simpson wants to look it up.

Why do people say one thing then do another?

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22 Jul 2006, 9:08 am

What are you doing? Doing this stuff will rot our minds. I am an intelligent Aspie and I know better than to post stupid questions.

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22 Jul 2006, 10:52 am

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22 Jul 2006, 10:56 am

Captain_Brown wrote:

What are you doing? Doing this stuff will rot our minds. I am an intelligent Aspie and I know better than to post stupid questions.

Hey!! Thats a good one Captian Brown!! You denounced this thread, and you posted in it!! ! You said one thing and did another!! BRILLIANT!!

Why do people participate in things thay claim to hate?

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22 Jul 2006, 12:08 pm

For the same reason they don't participate in things they claim to love.

I have too much maple syrup. What should I do with the excess?

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22 Jul 2006, 12:40 pm

give it to canada!

why do the french smell?

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