The corrupted wish game

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Your new job is garbage inspector

I wish I could strangle Barney the Dinosaur.

granted....... but now every 2 year old in america is out to kill you.

i wish i had more time to sleep

You'll sleep when you're dead.

I wish I was stronger than a 2-year-old.

granted... you are stronger than a(the weakest) two year old.. but the rest can still take you...


i wish i didn't just do that

Granted, but you did something else.

I wish someone would come and take all these 2-year-olds away.

granted... but they are giving them back tomorrow

i wish i could control time

granted, but it each time you do you become older.

I wish to be a famous writer

granted..... but you are only famous to a group of eval demons that use your books to spread their mesagges of hate....(i love my spelling)

i wish i had more money

You now have more Monet paintings than anyone else.

I wish Bob the Llama would be quiet.

granted, but Bob the Llama hunts you down, stalking for the rest of your life with his moose spies.

i wish for a squirrel.

The kitten has rabies.

See my above wish concerning a Llama.

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Sorry, you get 1 million more wishes.

I wish I hadn't decapitated myself while making a sandwich. (Long story)

Granted!! insted you cut Mr Happy off!!


I wish Jana Cova would shag me stupid.

OK, but the sex is so good no one else will ever be good enough for you, and so you will never want sex again.

I wish Anaheim would fall into the ocean.

Granted!! ! Thanks werbert!! I'm now sitting on beachfront property!! !!

I wish for a million ducks and a 12 inch pianist