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Kevinhj, I'm confused too. Perhaps Sylkat has inhaled too much flea spray and air freshener...but I'm getting the impression this space ship is not only HUGE, it's disguised as an office building and is hiding in plain sight somewhere in London. If it is indeed full of baboons, offal, and an altered Sylkat, we have a BIG problem.

Sorry I misspelled your name Kevinjh. May I refer to you in the future as familiarly as Sylkat?

Dear melvin, Sorry (really!) if this gets complicated, but here goes: Most of the Space Opera can be understood just by going back to the first posts on this thread, but some references are to individuals. If you Google 'Gherkin Building London England', you will get a row of 4 pictures...The second from the left is one that Ten had used as an avater. However, he had Photo-shopped it blasting off from Cape Canaveral, as a Saturn rocket. It was designed for a Swedish firm, and is smack in the middle of lovely, classical old London, where the people just LOVE the looks of it so much that they call it 'The Gherkin'. The story is that Ten and I, with kevinjh as navigator, stole it, blasted off, got lost in space, b9 sent his nasty, badly-trained baboons along, well, that's basically it. Except for the devil, the pizza delivery, the Shakespearean actors, ,the arguing, er, uh, discussing, I mean ; Sylkat

o s**t, that explains the cone! Okay, I'm up to speed now. Sick of the bloody baboons, though. Really, couldn't you write in some sort of pied piper effect to get rid of them in one fell swoop?

For reference Sylkat - I didn't photoshop it, that's how I found it.

Dear Ten, I'm sorry that I misremembered your avatar; the Gherkin WAS blasting off, right, and it DID have a cone on it's point, didn't it? If not, I'm totally confused and have misinformed Melvin. And everyone else hoping for a synopsis...

Back to topic:
Ten tried to put cones on the baboons' heads as party hats (it's my birthday tomorrow), but they were so offended (none of THEM had ever been given a party) that they parachuted down to the planet Uranus (known as a 'gas giant'...no kidding, Google it), where their turd-tossing was barely noticeable. Thus we attempt a dignified finale. Except what are the four of US going to do? Sylkat

Eat pizza and make plans for WORLD DOMINATION!

Dear Melvin-z, Sounds good to me; how does everybody else feel about it? Ten? Kevin? b9? Swbluto? Hello?

Yes! Especially the pizza!

Thanks to automobiles, everything can be pizza!

you're the most parakeetish person i've ever seen. sometimes i have to do a double-take

(i'm using that one next time i get into a ruckus)

Dear OneStepBeyond, How many parakeets do you know who do archery? Besides Iamnotaparakeet, I mean....Sylkat

Let's get down to the important stuff, people!! !! What TOPPINGS are going on the pizza?

I want some poultry. I wonder where the closest avian is....

Not mushrooms, bell peppers, or olives.

Kevin, I don't care how rude you're trying to be...I'm NOT eating parakeet pizza.

Dear Kevin, Surely you are not looking hungrily at Melvin just because her avatar is a little yellow bird, somewhat like a, a, a parakeet! Oh, noo! Sylkat

P S.
I want mushrooms, but no icky anchovies.