Wrong Planet has taken a cruise ship and...

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Then suddenly...my prayers were answered as a jet lands on the island. I climb aboard, but hesitate to go as I wanna take the rest of the members with me, but there's only 9 seats excluding mine on the plane. Everyone who wants to get on the plane with me, post "Let me come with you."

There isn't enough fuel to keep going back and forth for you all, so just post quickly, first come, first serve.

i can't leave without bob the llama! he refuses to leave. he said that he's found himself here.

This is the place where it would be easiest to gather 1337 energy to try to destroy the world again. I won't leave this island.

We need an update from tinky. It should include ShadesOfMe, Bob teh 1337 Yiffy Banana Llama Priest, and yiff.

i'll do an update tomorrow!

I would eat people at random.

I would eat random at people.

I'd cry for a bit, then probably kill and eat my fellow passengers for food.

Cannibalism = an efficient use of limited resources

I would resurrect all the people who had been killed and eaten. Then I would drink MrSinister's blood. Then I would drink Anubis' blood. Then we would live happily ever after. Or at least until tinky's next update.

word gets out that anubis and mr.sinister have come back from the dead and are mindlessly eating random people. an intervention is planned headed be...sigh, OWA. alternative goes on oprah to talk about his time on island. unfortunately, he walks onto the wrong studio and gets caught in the middle of a jerry springer fight with a half clothed grandma. he now needs intense therapy with a man named Dr. Wingerhymerdingerhamshmawk van Kopelton. Kimj went on Oprah since she did sneak onto alternative's get away plane. Kimj remarks Oprah as being "tasty with a hint of rosemary". Cockneyrebel paints her whole face red and renames herself The Routemaster Hippie. OWA won't admit to where he's hiding quartermass. werbert found his voice! but...it had onto moved to someone else and he won't say who. themachine1 handed out all the rainbow colored socks and begins his quest desperately searching for a "sparkerly paturn". sighholdaccountlost is getting a little chubby from all the food he's been eating, so rhisiart_steffan puts him on a diet. aspie1 is left alone for the time being. krex and diseased created a huge bonfire with alternative's wife since alternative left her. likecalico came back to the front of island strangely calm and relaxed. asparval has been in a continuing war with the giant flies. bazzamckenzie is nowhere to be found! where is he...hmm...spudzombie has been putting on operas for everyone. greyhelium elected bob the llama as vice president and jeeves is very bitter. dewclaw's dog brings back 29 rats after being out for only 2 minutes...either we have a rat problem or that's one darn good hunter. hale_bopp and hyper_alien are somewhere on the island building condos. krex has now reading 34 books and is getting slightly tired of reading all day, so he procedes to burn random things.

i believe that's everyone! phew...

I'll never tell you where I hid my new ghouls. Bob teh 1337 Yiffy Banana Llama Priest stole my SOLDIERs. I'm going to need some undead slaves to make up for that. If he returns them, I'll put MrSinister and Anubis out of their misery. There's no way to make them human again. I think there aren't enough vampires here. Who wants to become a vampire?

*Shoots tinky in the right lung, leaving a gigantic hole in her chest* I know you don't want to die tonight. Do you want to come with me?

okay, okay! bob the llama agreed to give you back your SOLDIERs in trade for all his vodka back! *watches as SOLDIERs march back to OWA* geesh... i think i'm gonna need a bandaid or something

*Shoots MrSinister and Anubis* Now answer my question before you die from having a giant hole in your lung. Do you want to become a vampire or die from having a giant hole in your lung?

well, i never really die from anything you do to me so...*heals* there! now where did i put my cheese...

I don't have a wife.

Change it too, "krex and diseased created a huge bonfire without alternative, as he stood next to the plane that arrived waiting for some people to come along with him out of the island."

Last edited by Alternative on 09 Nov 2006, 5:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.

*Starts shooting random people* DIE!! !!

*Wakes up*