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"Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon." - John Madden

"I try to keep an even keel." - Dan Fouts

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.

-Henry David Thoreau

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice,
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice!--Dr. Sidney Freidman

Itsy-Bitsy spider climbed up the birthday cake.
Itsy soon discovered he made a big mistake.
He climbed upon a candle before the cake was cut.
Itsy-Bitsy spider HE BURNED HIS LITTLE BUTT!! !

I do one thing at a time, I do it well, then move on.--Charles Emerson Winchester, MD

The greatness of a man is measured by the sum of his actions not the beauty in his words.

"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh." - Jay Leno

Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, teach physical education.
Those who can't teach physical education, end up in school administration.

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How does one teach children how to add and subtract, when they already know how to divide?--Dr. Frederick Holliday, former superintendent of the York, PA City Schools and Cleveland City Schools

<wickedwitchofthewestlaugh></wickedwitchofthewest>C** to me, my pretties! Won't you please c**, you SNAAAAKE!! !! !

This from a girl I knew as an undergrad, who was always threatening to give me a hickey. She had a vocal range larger than Minnie Ripperton. Believe it or not, she's now a nun!

'A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us.' Saying 25, Sayings of the Desert Fathers. Abba Anthony.

Clinton sucks! (and he swallows, too)

Crying corner (No SAAB-ing allowed)

"We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals, now we know that it is bad economics." Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Jan. 20, 1937

If you've got a talent, protect it.
-Jim Carrey

John D. Rockefeller -"The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets."

The most valuable possession you can own is an open heart. The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace.
-Carlos Santana

"Republicans are the party that says that government doesn't work, then they get elected and prove it."-- PJ O'Rourke