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02 May 2007, 2:08 am

Graham Norton isn't irritating.



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02 May 2007, 2:21 am

I'm very mature, calm and beautiful. And i can see without glasses.



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02 May 2007, 10:09 am

I feel really happy today.


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02 May 2007, 10:38 am

I love incompetent politicians!


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02 May 2007, 10:47 am

I'm Drunk! :lol:



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02 May 2007, 10:54 am

Noel Edmunds is my idol. :lol: :lol: ROFL.



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02 May 2007, 10:57 am

I'm not drinking coffee right now.

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02 May 2007, 10:58 am

I'm a nerd.



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02 May 2007, 11:10 am

I comfirm to all the strict standards of what a proper, normal young Canadian lady should be. I'm small, clean and I don't have a Cockney accent. I took speech lessons, at the same time that I was at the Fat Farm, and I don't need protective underware. I'm also not obsessed with Routemasters, because I'm too caught up with celebrities to even care what a Routemaster is. I also have long, golden hair that isn't spiked and it's parted in the middle, Hippie Style. I also wear Bell Bottoms, instead of tapered rolled-up jeans.

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02 May 2007, 11:35 am

Shouldn't you not be posting the bus with an X wrapped around it? It is in the spirit of the thread after all.

I'm not at all tired.



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02 May 2007, 11:47 am

Tequila wrote:
Shouldn't you not be posting the bus with an X wrapped around it? It is in the spirit of the thread after all.

I'm not at all tired.


You're right.



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02 May 2007, 11:50 am

I'm 100% straight :mrgreen:



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02 May 2007, 12:26 pm

I like to french cheese. 8O



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02 May 2007, 1:54 pm

I have the longest penis in the world. :lol: :lol:



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02 May 2007, 2:15 pm

I'm Kilroy...wait :lol:



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02 May 2007, 2:20 pm

I hate The Beatles.