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08 Jan 2017, 8:40 pm

"where is the non-luminiferous ether?"

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08 Jan 2017, 8:42 pm

The question that keeps popping up in my mind:

"Why does my cat do that?"

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08 Jan 2017, 8:44 pm

do dogs know that they are farting when they are farting? same for cats.

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08 Jan 2017, 9:23 pm

"95% of intelligent-sounding quotes are misattributed to the completely wrong people"- Abraham Lincoln

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08 Jan 2017, 9:26 pm

94.75% of what you read on the internet, is bunk. [henry ford]

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09 Jan 2017, 1:29 pm

“I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.”

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09 Jan 2017, 1:52 pm

If I feed a cow a chocolate bar, will it give chocolate milk?

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09 Jan 2017, 4:40 pm

if I do it standing up, will I still get prangnant?

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09 Jan 2017, 4:43 pm

This always makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIFggCQv4J4

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09 Jan 2017, 5:24 pm

that man's wife was a genius, I wonder what she saw in him?

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11 Jan 2017, 9:32 am

There was a basket giving away free items in the supermarket today, but I didn't buy anything from it because it didn't say the price.

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11 Jan 2017, 6:06 pm

"I voted for a fascist tool of dominionist alt-righters because I wanted a better life." - john q. amuurican

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13 Jan 2017, 5:47 am

"I'm drinking the sunshine. It tastes like diet Coke, but I don't like Coke. I like Pepsi so I'm gonna try moonshine... wait, what? :hic: "

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13 Jan 2017, 6:09 am

"i did the same thing 10 times and got a bad result, mebbe if I do it an eleventh identical time I will hit pay dirt."

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13 Jan 2017, 10:35 am

If at first you don't succeed, try again-then quit! (Or at least rest.)

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13 Jan 2017, 9:46 pm

I love love as much as I hate hate.

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