unconventional insult thread

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You enjoy hating WP members you don't want to understand because you enjoy hating them.

you despise loving WP members you want to understand because you despise loving them

You secretly wish you had a human sized banana peel you could wear.

You are the inventor of human sized banana peels that you created so you can watch people slip on them!

Go eat your head.

go to h-e double hockey sticks. or not.

Go to ooh ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang, ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

go suck a Faberge egg

Go swallow a thrupenny piece!

(Rare UK 12-sided coin, ouch!)

go fly a drone!

You go fly into a raging wildfire!

may a raging wildfire singe your forest of nasal hair

May an earthquake shatter your hopes and dreams. (Unless you've actually been in an earthquake, because that would be mean. I mean, I guess it would be okay if it were a just little earthquake. But you know those ones that are really devastating? Yeah, I don't mean those ones. Do you happen to live in an earthquake-prone area? 'Cause yeah, that would be a little too inappropriate. And of course, I don't mean any of your hopes and dreams associated with your family and loved ones, because that would be going too far, too. I mean, I know this is an insult thread, but honestly I think that would be going WAY over the line, there. But other than that, yeah ... shatter!)

I do live in a -
*quake zone
*tsunami zone
*forest fire zone

anyways,
may the bird of paradise fly up your nose and tickle your sinuses something fierce

I banish you to live in a place where healthcare is entirely based on homeopathy!

may your healthcare from this point on, be administered only by albinos.