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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

When was the war of 1812?

There's never been an escape from Stalag 13!

Quote to live by
If you have nothing positive to say, then say nothing.
- Yes. All those strangers really do hate you.

Counterquestion
Should I give EVERYONE I see a hardy Thumbs Up? (Although, it's still not really saying anything)

Why do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

How do you turn a nasty, old miser into a Sweet Pea?

The autism is all in your mind.

You should always ask a lady her age. It will flatter her.