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03 May 2022, 11:03 am

I'll be watching "the game" tonight over some cheeky beers with the lads.

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03 May 2022, 5:03 pm

I just became a new hire for a tabloid magazine!

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03 May 2022, 7:38 pm

The watermelon tree in my backyard is about ~10 meters tall. Watermelons from a tall tree usually taste a little bitter due to the tree's enzyme.

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03 May 2022, 9:34 pm

Everything in the "News" is good news.

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04 May 2022, 1:22 am

god isn't ready to open his can o' whupazz on earth right now.

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04 May 2022, 4:01 am

I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day.

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04 May 2022, 8:52 pm

I know what I want at the moment.

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06 May 2022, 2:16 am

I never doubt.

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06 May 2022, 2:38 pm

This year's Christmas has been canceled due to Covid-19.

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06 May 2022, 6:50 pm

Ukraine started the ongoing war with Russia, not vice-versa.

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06 May 2022, 7:44 pm

I hope to live a very long life.

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06 May 2022, 8:00 pm

I'm cheering for Tampa Bay!! :compress:

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06 May 2022, 10:00 pm

There are a number of things in the news that, collectively, make me very optimistic about mankind's future.

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06 May 2022, 10:10 pm

Last night's dinner wasn't overly spicy at all, and certainly hasn't given me an upset stomach.

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07 May 2022, 8:46 am

Where I live, pets have human rights. However, all of them have learning disabilities due to their very low IQ. The government spends billions of dollars to support those disabled pets.

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07 May 2022, 10:43 am

I really hate cats. I watched a video of a white Bengal kitten last night and was "Ugh, what a foul little creature".

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