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06 May 2025, 2:20 pm

bóbr kurwa!

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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.

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07 May 2025, 6:52 pm

Earlier today, I bought my mom a Mother's Day card.

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08 May 2025, 9:29 am

Code:

$ make love
make: don't know how to make love. Stop

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09 May 2025, 10:51 am

:mrgreen:
IM BLUE DABADEEDABADIE

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We have existence

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16 May 2025, 1:07 pm

But Patrick, it's a Kranvagn.

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16 May 2025, 1:29 pm

As a kid, I first learned that "May Day" is an airline distress call in a Super Goof comic book.

Super Goof was a Disney comic where Goofy would get super powers every time he ate one of these peanuts he called "super goobers", which he kept inside his hat. They would even change his clothing, he'd be wearing red long johns and and a blue cape. He'd have the usual Superman type powers. Didn't make him any smarter, though.

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16 May 2025, 4:09 pm

"Leszek, dej se spokój, siedź na dupie, siedź..."

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16 May 2025, 11:12 pm

I need a belt. I really need a belt.

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16 May 2025, 11:35 pm

^^ **Thwack**

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18 May 2025, 6:38 pm

I'm bored.

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So as long as men die, liberty will never perish
Dictators free themselves, but enslave the people
do not believe those that claim to be patriots, but are anything but.
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