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13 Sep 2022, 9:02 am

False alarm...sort of...

It turns out the neighborhood cats were not interested in surrounding our house. They were interested in surrounding the trees near our house. They have not said why but I can see that the squirrels are posting snipers in those trees.

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14 Sep 2022, 8:01 am

Queen Victoria won India in an eating contest against the Mughal Emperor, during which she consumed an entire roast elephant.

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14 Sep 2022, 9:03 am

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14 Sep 2022, 11:00 am

SammichEater wrote:

If you stick something in one ear it will come out the other.

Scientists of the world have just invented a piece of string that's inserted in one ear, pulled out the other, and then used to remove the "plaque" that is negatively affecting the brain. They're calling it "Mental Floss".

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14 Sep 2022, 1:25 pm

My blood is green

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14 Sep 2022, 3:54 pm

Just finished breakfast, looking forward to the day.

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14 Sep 2022, 9:39 pm

I hate mice. I love to kill them.

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14 Sep 2022, 9:41 pm

I have been crowned the new Queen of England
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14 Sep 2022, 9:44 pm

There isn't a donkey staring at me as I type this.

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14 Sep 2022, 10:47 pm

I'm a donkey.

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14 Sep 2022, 10:53 pm

I'm feeling great.

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14 Sep 2022, 11:10 pm

I'm the most intelligent person on WP. Everything about me is that of Spock. My emotional control is impeccable. I am the polaroid of emotional mastery.

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15 Sep 2022, 12:31 am

I'll be fine.