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18 Nov 2015, 8:07 pm

you pass your flapjacks off as thorium tablets.



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19 Nov 2015, 12:42 am

your data housing frozen meninges are not backwards compatible with the kind of claymation a true powerhouse such as Herculaneum requires.


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19 Nov 2015, 12:47 am

Your crustaceans are made out of balsa wood - and that's on a good day!



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19 Nov 2015, 1:48 am

your balsa wood is crusted over with petrified crustaceans



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19 Nov 2015, 1:57 am

you wouldn't know balsa wood if your white blood cells increased in size exponentially when going near it!


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19 Nov 2015, 2:41 am

your white blood cells are made of a cheap imitation of balsa wood.



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19 Nov 2015, 4:39 pm

you require a defibrillator, nine red tulips, your neighbors hedge trimmer and a chicken just to get your breakfast up and running so you can hunt it.


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19 Nov 2015, 4:57 pm

Your house is full of gazorninplats.


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19 Nov 2015, 5:33 pm

Your house is only made for one person, that person not being you.


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19 Nov 2015, 6:03 pm

your house is made for nobody, you are merely an interloper therein.



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19 Nov 2015, 9:56 pm

You made me into an interloper.


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19 Nov 2015, 9:58 pm

The sound of a polstyrene saxophone played in a bathysphere made of bacon in a subtitled french film displays just how bad the floor tiles of your governing metaphor are!



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19 Nov 2015, 10:17 pm

your French fries are really Italian macaroni.



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19 Nov 2015, 10:31 pm

Your Italian Macaroni is actually wet bottom shoo-fly pie.



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19 Nov 2015, 10:45 pm

your shoefly pie lives up to its name.



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19 Nov 2015, 11:46 pm

I'm not impressed by your radioactive green rubber skeleton - none of us are.