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14 Feb 2023, 8:34 pm

The government shows you 'news' and pays SNL to not reveal the truth: those skits are what's actually happening, the 'news' you know is the real parody. Indeed, world history, jokes, current events- all thanks to a few dozen people in new york.

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14 Feb 2023, 10:08 pm

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I was going to join a shoplifting gang but changed my mind when I found out how heavy shops are.

I am the leader of a shoplifting gang! Care to join us?! :twisted:

I already did! :evil:

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15 Feb 2023, 6:28 am

I'm not looking up for disability laws. Nope.

I do not have the time. Didn't spent like 4 days over nothing at home. Nope.

Also nope, I got no excuses why I wasn't out working. I am practically skipping on work alright.

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16 Feb 2023, 6:28 pm

Orson Welles was British, not American.

Sir Alfred Hitchcock was American, not British.

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19 Feb 2023, 11:50 am

I have not been obsessively playing Hogwarts Legacy every single day since it came out

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19 Feb 2023, 5:59 pm

They stopped using the term "Global Warming" because people got confused by temporary, localized temperature fluctuations that went cooler. But, in the overall global scale, "Climate Change" is "Global Warming".

And there lies the solution!

Everyone should prop their doors and windows open, turn their air conditioner on, and set the thermostat as low as possible. All that cooling will counteract the warming climate!

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19 Feb 2023, 6:50 pm

Sometimes I just don't understand American humour.

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19 Feb 2023, 7:34 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Sometimes I just don't understand American humour.

Yeah, it’s really complex. Not everyone is going to “get” it.

If I were you, I would start with the film Dumb and Dumber, but don’t expect to understand everything.

Prepare yourself for an intellectual challenge.

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19 Feb 2023, 7:39 pm

Maybe there's a brief summary on Wikipedia? ^

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19 Feb 2023, 7:44 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Maybe there's a brief summary on Wikipedia? ^

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_and_Dumber

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19 Feb 2023, 8:01 pm

Jeez -- idk, that was pretty wordy. ^

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20 Feb 2023, 3:44 am

Twilightprincess wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Sometimes I just don't understand American humour.

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23 Feb 2023, 7:12 pm

I have a tendency to dislike, somewhat, some of the lifestyles of Romantics like Coleridge.

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23 Feb 2023, 7:24 pm

I hate humanity.

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23 Feb 2023, 8:15 pm

People can transcend anything.

Victims just need to try harder to get past their trauma.

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23 Feb 2023, 8:26 pm

Everyone knows that bootstraps are always an option, no matter one's circumstances. People shouldn't help each other, they should rely on nothing but rugged individualism.

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