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23 Feb 2023, 8:29 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

Everyone knows that bootstraps are always an option, no matter one's circumstances. People shouldn't help each other, they should rely on nothing but rugged individualism.

If they don’t pick themselves up by the bootstraps, they’re just lazy and are trying to work the system - eating ramen noodles and living in public housing. The nerve of these people for taking the easy way out!

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23 Feb 2023, 8:37 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

Everyone knows that bootstraps are always an option, no matter one's circumstances. People shouldn't help each other, they should rely on nothing but rugged individualism.

Helping other people is Marxism, which automatically means it's bad. End of discussion. :evil:

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23 Feb 2023, 8:43 pm

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24 Feb 2023, 7:56 pm

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28 Feb 2023, 5:29 pm

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28 Feb 2023, 5:32 pm

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01 Mar 2023, 6:41 pm

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Chris Hemsworth is. :wink:

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02 Mar 2023, 7:47 am

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Also, it has been more than a year since anyone we know has died.

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(....actually, I'm not 100% sure that's a lie?)

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12 Mar 2023, 1:32 pm

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