Two truths and a lie

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#1. You probably love parrots.

#1. I have a friend who went into Plato’s Retreat as a 15 year old. Plato’s Retreat was an orgy club.

#2. I had to walk out of the Hellfire Club (an S & M club) because it was smoky, and I couldn’t breathe.

#3. I was able to have a sexual relationship with a lesbian I met at Washington Square Park in Greenwich Village.

#2 is true. I had a very bad cold that day. And I was sort of scared of the place. I was 21 years old.

Guys I've dated have turned out to be:

1. Gay
2. Transvestite
3. Bisexual
4. Alcoholic
5. Drug-addicted
6. Unemployed
7. Pedo_____
8. Narcissistic
9. Nice
0. Impotent

LOL....I hope #9 is not the Lie!

I pick #7. At least I hope it is the Lie LOL

I'm reposting this because the formatting went wacky.

Guy 1:
Bisexual if not gay
Unemployed
Narcissistic

Guy 2:
Gay
Transvestite
Alcoholic
Drug-Addicted
Unemployed
Bankrupt
Pedo
Narcissistic
Impotent
Bonus traits: compulsive liar, swinger, thief, exhibitionist, porn-addict

Guy 3:
Bi if not gay
Transvestite if not transgendered
Impotent
Alcoholic

So, I don't think there were really any lies except 9.

This says nothing of the seven years I spent in hell with someone else, whom I wasn't even dating.

Hence, my reclusion.

You deserve a nice guy. You're a nice woman.

I deserve a nice dog and a nice therapist. I have them both.

Thanks.

1. I was bitten by a dog when I was about 11.

2. I've never had a dog as a pet.

3. My girlfriend's father's dog took a "liking" to me.

I hope I didn't upset Isabella.

2 for Kortie. I know you aren't a dog-type.

It's actually #1. I thought I was bitten by a dog when I was 11 (I was stupidly hysterical). But I was actually only scratched by the dog.

My parents wanted to sue the dog owner--but he was able to prove to me that the dog only scratched me.

Albums I have (original releases)

1. Beatles (virtually all of them, from my dad)
2. Pink Floyd, The Wall
3. AC/DC, Dirty Deeds

#3. You're the cerebral type.

I actually love / have Dirty Deeds. I think it's hilarious. (Recall the song Big Balls?)

I don't think I have The Wall. My brother had it though.